THE NEXT RAP GOD

[Intro]
LexNour
Good evening
Over the course of the next 10 minutes I will submit my application for the next rap god
Enjoy the festivities
My name is Dax

[Verse]
Listen, when I rap, boy, that shit poetical
I break rules, I have never been ethical
Need condoms, niggas all on my genitals
I'm the best, get it straight like a heterosexual to the decimal
Similar but never identical
I rap different, boy, my shit isn't legible
But crediblе, flexible, intuitive, and nеver forgettable
If you slept on me that's very regrettable
Fuck is the rhetoric?
Raps like pussy, I will never go celibate
Raps like pussy, when I touch it I'm delicate
So in tune with the elements
Big dick bars yeah I need a pre-requisite
No OG has ever given inheritance to my relevance
10000 hours has qualified me for arrogance
Equivalent to white boys shooting up schools
And Americans not calling them terrorists
So, I flippantly willingly blasted myself to infinity
With vivid-like imagery causing the people to instantly pass out
Ah!
Don't be alarmed I'm blowing her back out
Don't need a producer to gimme your track-outs
Got files backed up because I do not back down
Hit her with the dickety dickery flickety flickery cock with the splickity splash and she'll pass out
Melodically and sonically the best and ironically was choir boy MVP, you can't tempt me
I used to get head by the pews during father franks hour-long homilies
And honestly look up in the sky and give God an apology
Then look down at her face diabolically and uhh!
All over her face-ology
Fuck it, I'm makin' up words
Better than rhymin' in slurs
Simile metaphor verbs
Rap god shit, did it ever, it ever occur
Dax blew quick then quickest you've ever done heard
In it for a minute but I'm lyrically very matured
In it definitive won't stop I'm never deterred
Never differ, yes I deserve
Niggas better fuckin' better refer to me as the next rap god
Yes, I rap hard
Run a whole beat like a track star
Run a whole track like it's NASCAR
Stay low-key like it's Asgard
Been eatin' bars but not your typical wrapper
I'm up next you're not on or after
You are an intro, I am a chapter
You are a rookie, I am a master
You are the question, I am the answer
You are the pitcher, I am the batter
You are the joke, and I am the laughter
You move slow, while I'm moving faster
You are baby, can't hold yo bladder
You mumble like goo-goo-goo ga-ga
You are baby, you need a pamper
You kill rap motherfucker, you cancer
I kill you motherfucker, put hands up
Hands up, get ya bands up
Niggas sell they fuckin' soul just to get they fans up
Had to sit a nigga down just so I could stand up
Had to put a man down before I could man up
Lil Tecca 2 Glocks you'll turn to a dancer
No fakes runnin' 'round or comin' around us
We been hot, ain't nobody found us
We on, you cannot drown us
I'm the rap god
The definitive image with minimal slippage
I'm treating every beat like a scrimmage
Will never be timid, I start it then you know I'ma finish
I'm crazy I'ma check into clinical, clinical with cynical illness
I'm startin' this is just the beginnin'
'Cause every minute I'm growin'
I could never diminish I lose and replenish at speeds
That defy all of the physics my head has been spinnin'
I'm breakin' records call me up Guinness
The sickest soon to be biggest
Just like a llama when I'm rappin' 'cause you know I be spittin'
A rap god, it's hereditary, not a condition, fuck your opinion
What you gotta say? I love criticism from fuckin' critics
Once I really get to rappin', I really hear fuckin' crickets
Ever since I started rappin' I'm gettin' green like it's spinach
Gryffindor!
Liquor got me floatin' just like it's quittage
Voldemort wasn't even this wicked
Listen, people, I got tricks up my sleeve
Every nigga wants this, but what niggas want, niggas don't need
They tried to cut me off, it did not work nor hurt, 'cause when I cut I don't bleed
They tried to put us in the ground but they didn't know we were seeds
I've been through things you can't believe, everything I speak I will achieve
I am a different breed of rapper, known to blast ya
Overflowed with good vernacular
Beat the game computer hacker
Took the stairs then used a ladder
Screws fell out then used a hammer
Used the hammer to advance a whole career
They can't abuse or even tamper
Even scatter even shatter
Even after I am gone in the rafters
My top 5 consists of the top guys
Me, me, me, me, and me as the top guy
I do not connect with you niggas no Wi-Fi
You fake, what rhymes? Sci-fi
I'm about to murder this beat like a drive-by
10-minute rap, leave nothing in the archive
You niggas rap but really only part-time
I'm about to separate myself like apartheid
I'm built to last, I'm built to kill, I will not stop, I cannot stop
I never will, they call me trash, I hear their words, I cannot feel
I'm full of anger, pop a pill, a metaphor for numbing pain with skillful skill
I love the thrill, the rush, the chill, I love the hate pre-requisite to bein' great
You hear my words, I hope they fuckin' resonate
I got a rigorous regimen, when I'm spittin' it's venomous
If you're lookin' for evidence you can read it in genesis
Me and Jesus had messages, so I guess that I'm relevant
I wrote 5 of the chapters and finished off exodus
You rappers are feminine, you rappers have estrogen
Me killin's a definite, I'm in my element
Ain't no comparison, rap game mine
I'm a resident, should be the president
Reapin' eating all of the benefits aren't really that great
Most people I meet are plastic fake
This industry's crazy, I'm goin' crazy
I've felt that way since I moved to LA
These bitches won't work but wanna get paid
I'm a rap god, bitch, come and get saved
Got so much money in the bank I'll pay your rent
And still not wanna get laid
You can hop on my wave but not on my boat
You can be on my team but not on my court
You can sit on that seat but not on my throne
You can be on my feed but not in my post
You niggas been sleep, Dax always been woke
You niggas been sprite, Dax always been coke
You break like threads, I hold like rope
You do not move 'til I say go GO
Now let me explain my rap god qualities
I give that in very large quantities
What you do believe what is your hypotheses?
I don't care, I say that modestly
If I had a metaphor for what I have in store
For four years of all this quality
I would climb four floors all on my four fours
Step forth full force and finish this prophecy
I'm no Samaritan
You can't deport me like Donald Trump tried to do all of the Mexicans
I'll skip a bar
Then come back because I'm no perfectionist
Who are you better than? Not me
Fuck, nigga, you can check my discography
A nigga rappin' like a nigga hit the lottery
3 years blew up I'm a prodigy
No indecision with my writtens, my flow, or my fuckin' vision
My style is really forbidden, forgiven out of position
Everybody wanna rap, nobody really committed
Wanna be MJ, not willin' to play Pippen
Stay driven, you kiddin' niggas always gotta copy and fit in
My mission is to motivate youth, it doesn't pay well
But that's what real rap gods have to do
So, you wanna be a rap god?
You can't worry about what they say
They're lost, misguided sheep
Who hate themselves more than you anyway
So you wanna be a rap god?
Stop worryin' 'bout everyone else
Get on your grind
It's not their fault it's yours, go get that shit yourself!
You want to be a rap god, then rap with gods like me
Snap hard and fuck up all these beats
Rap hard, redo, reuse, repeat
Go to school hoop and work and pass on sleep
Be independent, not codependent on labels with money engines
And drop a new banger like every two damn weeks
Stay down! Real nigga like ten toes deep
From the ground to yo head and back to yo feet
It's very competitive, niggas repetitive
I kill it, consecutive, dippin' and dodging the negatives
I'm sippin' adrenaline, niggas they fake, they edited
I need to get credited, hate it or love it they're sensitive
I'll never be sensitive your opinion's irrelevant, it does me no benefit
Or add to percentages, I'll never be hesitant my success is not an estimate
It's evident I rap and I can- yeah
Sing melodically and still get technical
You're technically skeptical
I'll skeptically let you know
Your insecurities are highly detectable
Like the NBA, I'm professional
My rhymes, they bend they're flexible
So perfect, so symmetrical
10 minutes long, extendable
What other rapper's doin' it like this? I'm righteous
Rap boomin', I can't fly now because I'm a flight risk
Put my dick inside the game, it's too big, it's a tight fit
Never made a bad song, they don't come out of my lips
Got the game by the neck, won't let go I got tight grip
I flip my flows like I'm doin' gymnastics
Aerobatics all over the place, I'm spastic
Disappear, re-appear, my bars are like magic, elastic
Sucking you dry, you need cactus
In my prime, bugging you niggas, no mantis
My drip got drip, they drip like Atlantic
Take a swim, I'm John, I can be your baptist
My bitch got ass, I do her like taxes
Bust twice paint her face like she was a canvas
Your bitch fakes orgasms, she is a actress
Born March, no wonder I'm bringin' the madness
God dammit, I'm fucking amazin'
I don't look left or right when I'm racin', I'm not complacent
I chose this life it's mine, no trading stock risin', just like it's bakin'
Fuck you pigs, not talkin' bacon, paraphrasin'
Ones who kill because they racist
Rosa Parking at your station, guns are blazin'
Leave your balls just like they raisins
Martin Luther King yo ass, then queen yo Freddie Jason
Mercerize your nation, leave you in a tub of man
And Harriet the hairiest to train and slave you like enslavement
Speak the real and lose engagement
Triple K than frosted flake
And I'm the greasiest milk and shake it dirty monkey, bathe an ape
And leave the world in shock amazement
How long can a rap god rap if a rap god's wrapped in a rap god's rap?
And if the rap god snaps can the rap god rap if the rap god's rap is broken cracked?
In fact this rap god's rapidly rapping so fast he can't relax
My bars are futuristic intrinsic
So no they can't go back
So what they gonna say dawg?
I did this in one take dawg
Ain't even take me the whole day dawg
Flowing like Nate Dogg
Concentration fu-fuck it I'm feeling just like Adolf
Blow a nigga face off
Don't see you niggas no Ray Charles
Smh emoji the face palm
Didn't even take long
Fuck a whole album I just rapped one in one take on a song
Impeccable, you niggas are copies identicals
If you suck dick just to get signed no turning back you're bisexual
You make me sick no medical I should inject you with poisonous chemicals
No you can't borrow my testicles
Are you dumb? Are you a vegetable?
Am I a rap god now?
Do you agree?
How long I gotta rap for the respect I need?
Playing all damn spots on this god damn team
Taking game-winning shots from the god damn three
Am I a rap god now?
I am whether you like it not
Yo words ain't shit
Don't talk just rap me out out rap me out my spot
Who wants it it's all subjective
Rap god is a mindset I selected
I crowned myself despite rejection
Then tatted my stomach with living legend
My confidence is so effective
It makes your hate run turn defective
I seek no human's weak acceptance
A wolf doesn't lose no sleep over no sheep
I workout 7 days that's one week, I can't be weak
If I don't eat then no one eats, why? Because I'm the one who feeds
What am I? Adam Sandler? Mr Deeds?
I don't do favors shuck geez, unless there's Gs involved
There's fees involved, e-mail my team it'll get resolved
By the way I wrote this I don't do no karaoke when I rap
I'm hole-in-one you're barely hitting double bogey
Caught a fade on this shit
I'm shooting like Kobe I'm Drake on this beat I deserve a fucking trophy
You probably didn't notice shout-out Lil Mosey
Eminem my best friend and he doesn't even know me
I fuck with NF, we'd probably be homies, don't sneeze my blessings aren't actually holy
I spit no hoagie, more punches than lines of cocaine from a Hollywood bougiefied phony
I rap no subway, you rap at subway, your fans are used to your boloney
I'm caking Steve Aoki can't stop me you're not a goalie
Say you're better then me don't comment at me nigga show me
Your favorite number's gotta be 69
Why? 'Cause if you say you're better you're just trolling
I strike no bowling
I cannot swim but because of my diamonds I'm still soaking
You're in denial just like a vape that shit's a trick bitch you're still smoking
Put you niggas in order like alphabetical, you're so hysterical
Count your blessings like you're numerical
That's theoretical, you're sweet, you're diabetical
I should get rid of you like the garbage man
I'm taking out the garbage man, you're garbage man, you're not my dawg
Then why you barking man, can't match my drive, you parking man
So get back in the motherfucking garbage can
My lungs infested rap game
I injected rap greats in a syringe I just injected
I'm infected fucking up my vain connections
Need help I'm epileptic
East west north south fuck it all directions
Switch it, flip it, whip it, it's unexpected
Fuck the beat while I molest the rappers, they just like a necklace I should be fucking arrested
You cannot beat me don't try try try try
Hit you like like Backstreet Boys it's bye bye bye bye
Is that a bird? I am fly fly fly fly fly
Rap against me you might die die die die
Niggas complaining you just cry cry cry cry
Look up at God and I said why why why why
Niggas be running they hide hide hide hide hide hide hide hide hide, hide!
If this doesn't prove I'm a Rap god I don't know what will
10 minute song I'm crazy, I don't got no chill
I wrote this in 10 minutes, sober, no pills
I used to rap for fun now rapping pays my bills
Uh!
I-I-I-I'm the best in the league
Up next I won't precede
Fucking up everything, won't accept defeat
Fucking up money just like it's Mac and cheese
Stack my cheese
Feel like a plumber the way I pipe it
I beat up the pussy just like I fight it
Go black on the pussy just like a night shift
I-*gibberish*

[Outro]
Man cut it cut it cut it bro
How long is this shit bro?
This went for 10 minutes, geez
Bro you're lying bro, put that on goose bro
I put that on geese man...
Fuck!