The New Adventures of Grandmaster

[Grandmaster Melle Mel, Various samples, Operator, Others]
The official adventures of - the magnificent
Hustler supreme
Grand-grand-grandmaster, gr-grand-grandmaster

Say it, say it loud, say, say it, say it my man
My Mercedes outside-side-side
Where theirs at?
Scorpio, please come move your Mercedes
King Lou call the operator please, king Lou call the operator please
My arms are brown, my legs are bold
Cowboy come to receptionist area
Hey, I got a E.T. this, a E.T. that, an E.T. ball and and E.T. bat
I got an E.T. Shirt and some E.T. shoes
I'm even rockin' E.T. Underoos
So for all you fly girls who like fancy clothes
We know where to buy E.T. pantyhose
Okay baby
Yo man, y'all be rockin' but them other groups is fresh
What? What? What?
Yo man all them other MCs is soft as shit
They know they smell

The official adventures of/the magnificent
Hustler supreme
Grand-grand-grandmaster, (scratches)

Clayton Savage, you have a call waiting for you, call the operator

I, am the magnificent
Grand-grand-grandmaster
I, am the magnificent
I, I, I, I am the magnificent
Grand-grand-grandmaster
I, I, I, I am the magnificent
King of the cuts on two turntables
Coming to you from the engineer room better known as Shameek on the mix on the mic all at the same time

Shameek, please hurry up with the mix
I, am the magnificent, Scor-Scorpio
I, am the magnificent, Cowboy
I, am the magnificent, King Lou
I, am the magnificent, Melle Mel

Melle Mel call the operator
We're all world
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Melle Mel, you have four overseas calls on hold, would you please hurry up?
Melle Mel, please call me, I have four overseas calls
Paging Kami Kaze, paging Kami Kaze
Easy Mike come to my office right away please, Easy Mike come to my office right away please
Tommy Gunn, call the studio immediately, Tommy Gunn, call the studio immediately please
If there's anyone in this studio, please pick up the telephone

Huh-huh-ha-ha
Huh-huh-ha-ha
Huh-huh-ha
Huh-huh-ha
Huh-huh-ha-ha

I got
I got
I got
I got another funky break for you

Hurry up
Come on, why don't you stop frontin'
Coolin' out (Yeah)
There is no coolin' out
There's no coolin' out
There is no coolin' out
Rah!

Got to check out the avenue
Got to check out the avenue
Got to check out the avenue
Got to check out the homeboys

There's no coolin' out
There is no coolin' out
There's no coolin' out
There is no coolin' out

Got to check out the avenue
Got to check out the avenue
Got to check out the avenue
Got to check out the fly girls

Hey baby, what's happenin'?
Fine and you?
Finer than who?

Hey Scorpio, what's up?
Fine and you?
Indubitably and you?
Sexy and you?
Reluctant and you?
Anxious and you?

(Laughter)

Fine and you?