The Name’s DJ PJ

Just go sit in the corner
There is nothing you can do
Like a not so native foreigner
Such as a 1940’s jew

My name is Dee-J Pee-J
Knock Knock im at the door
I see a man who forgot to pay
Knock Knock, his head is on the floor

Now I’m not playing games
But if you want me too i will
Maybe one where I throw flames?
Or how bout one where you drill?

Ever play minecraft?
Oh, yha never played it before?
Well, first you take my shaft
Then you gobble it like a whore

Okay enough child’s play
Chucky is getting jealous
So let's all pray
Then eat spaghetti on X-Mas

Alright i've had enough
No more mr nice guy
Fedora’s gone, time to get buff
But when i'm done I won't cry
I'll get through the tough
Then i'll say good bye

Oh no something broke
The systems gone crazy
Maybe some british bloke
Demolished it then went whoopsy daisy

My name is Dee-J Pee-J
Knock Knock im at the door
I see a man who forgot to play
Knock Knock, he has no diamond ore

Thats right we still in minecraft
This song doesn't make much sense
It doesn't even rhyme anymore
Has it gotten too self aware?

Closing statements
I wish i was this song
Dead, not living in a basement
SO LONG