The Most Talented Fish at the Bottom of the Sea

[Verse 1]
You can probably tell, for it's quite a no-brainer
I happen to be the world's best entertainer
I used to perform all the time for the king of the sea
I was practicing one day, for a most important show
To entertain the court, and other VIPs below
Next thing I knew, a fishing net
Was scooping up this triple threat
I was caught, now I'm not where I ought to be
Entertaining the crowds at the bottom of the sea

[Verse 2]
The fisherman asked me to grant him a wish
I protested, I'm not that kind of fish
Return me at once to the sea, I implored
But my heartfelt pleas were, alas, ignored
He held me captive while I plead
And eventually dropped me here instead
Left all alone to ponder my cruel fate
A performer with no audience
Is a true fish out of water
For many a year, I've been stranded here
With nothing to do but wait, and wait, and wait

[Verse 3]
But now I have the four of you
Wanna see what I can do?
You can't fathom the depths of my skills
My comedy always kills
You'll get dizzy switching gears
From laughing your head off to choking with tears
And I'll take your breath away with a single well-placed
Pause

[Verse 4]
I'll show you exotical nautical fun
My aquatic dramatics are second to none
I'll give you everything if you just
Give me your applause
You're in luck
Cause you're stuck in the muck with me
The most talented fish from the bottom of the sea