The Most Depressing Song In The World

The Nobody Hole…starring in order of appearance..

Mother Lowenfall
Pygmy Paul Lowenfall
Manda
The King of Thieves
Jaquelantern
And…Old Man Geechi

(chorus X2)
You’re always sad and you always cry
You’re always mad, still you always try
Everybody's bad, everybody lies
Everyone’s been had, everybody dies

Narrated by….Nzinga Kadalie
Written by…SumKid Majere
Performed by….. SumKid Majere & Badtouch
Musical Score by…. BadTouch
Illustrated and Designed by….Doug Hoffman
Introducing new artwork by Jared Rogness, Jeff Hurst and Jerome Lewis

His teeth were crooked chunks of caramel
His brown skin was covered in bumps
His days were all the same to him
Cold oatmeal, sugarless…lumps

His breakfast was always lonely
His mother was always drunk
He’d thumb thru his sketchbook at the table
Then pack a popsicle for lunch

It always melted by recess
It never did bother him much
He always died at ten o’clock
Anyway, so what’s the rush?

The boys would beat his ass at school
These days he just felt numb
They’d dunk his football-shaped head
Into the toilet after taking a dump

His name was Pygmy Paul
And today’s the same ole day
Go to the mall right after school
Escape’s just an arcade away

But his mother found his secret
When she broke into his room
This would change the course of history
Forever after, I presume

Maybe this is the same ole day Paul. Naaaahhh… it ain't