The Moons Full

[Verse 1: J Reno]
I woke up with a headache and I'm late for work
My phone didn't charge, the shit is dead and what's worse
Is my damn dog chewed the cord up, rush out the front door
Fuck! No time for shit, I still hit the Timmie Hortons
I got double charged and they ain't scared of shit at all
I tried to shake it up and the motherfuckin' lid came off
Inside the car, punched the wheel while I drive
Not focused on the road and almost hit this high homeless guy
I get to work and everybody like What are you doing here, bro?
You know you don't work today right?
F-Fuck! So let me see things clear
I went through all that bullshit today and I ain't gotta be here
Everything seems weird, something's really off today
How the hell I ain't realized I had the day off today
Fuck it! Back to the car I guess I'll stop and clean it
Get back only to realize I locked the keys in

[Chorus: J Reno]
I swear everything is going wrong when the moon's full
I don't really know what's going on when the moon is full
When the moon's full, when the moon is full
I swear everything is going wrong when the moon's full
I don't really know what's going on when the moon is full
When the moon's full, when the moon is full

[Verse 2: J Reno]
Waited three hours for these fools to come unlock my shit
I would have been better off breaking in with a brick
It's past noon, I wasted damn near half the day
And I ain't got shit to show but this fucking headache
It's whatever though, start the whip and I'm headed home
Think I got a couple Advil left in the bathroom
So get to rollin' spliff, it's like a reset
On the road, on my way home and what I see next
The same methed out fuckhead in the median pacing
Suddenly throws himself in front of a truck
The pavement is stained in red, in an instant he's dead
The truck swerved in front of me, I slammed the brakes and he went
Through the motherfucking building that was across the street
And as a human turned to paste right across from me
I want to leave but there were cops on the scene
And only a couple of minutes and they want to talk to me

[Chorus: J Reno]
I swear everything is going wrong when the moon's full
I don't really know what's going on when the moon is full
When the moon's full, when the moon is full
I swear everything is going wrong when the moon's full
I don't really know what's going on when the moon is full
When the moon's full, when the moon is full

[Verse 3: J Reno]
I finally made it home, it's like nine o'clock
The Advil is gone and I ain't got no weed left
What the fuck? Called a homie, I'm in need of a couple of grams
And all the dispensaries are closed by ten
But he ain't pickin' up the phone, he probably workin' in the A.M
Plus this fuckin' headache just won't go away fast
You know how you be walkin' back and forth when you on the phone, yeah?
Well I stubbed my fuckin' toe on the coffee table leg
My dog was hiding under it, I looked down the hall and this motherfucker took a shit
Right at the bottom of the stairs and it's smeared
Looked down at the toe that I just stubbed, are you for real?
Fuck this shit, I'm just going to bed
I gotta close the window 'cause it's colder than shit
I look through it, it's real bright
And there it is, a full moon in the sky laughing at me like a bitch

[Chorus: J Reno]
I swear everything is going wrong when the moon's full
I don't really know what's going on when the moon is full
When the moon's full, when the moon is full
I swear everything is going wrong when the moon's full
I don't really know what's going on when the moon is full
When the moon's full, when the moon is full
I swear everything is going wrong when the moon's full
I don't really know what's going on when the moon is full
When the moon's full, when the moon is full
I swear everything is going wrong when the moon's full
I don't really know what's going on when the moon is full
When the moon's full, when the moon is full