The Monster Mix

Ugh, you're a monster!

I was ripping in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld a eerie sight
My FLP began to load
When suddenly, in performance mode

(It fucking crashed!)
The thing just fucking crashed!
(It fucking crashed!)
I gave the monitor a smash!
(It fucking crashed!)
It was gone in a flash!
(It fucking crashed!)
And then it fucking crashed!

I was dragging a FLAC into UVR
I then pressed start and saw the loading bar
My PC fan began to scream
And I saw something that could not be unseen

(It fucking crashed!)
The thing just... it... it... fuckin... fuck fuck fuck
(It fucking crashed!)
I put Python in the trash!
(It fucking crashed!)
My GPU is ass!
(It fucking crashed!)
And then it fucking crashed!

So I drove to Best Buy™ to refund my tool
As I went, I saw many... ghouls...
The way to the shop was... very far
Then suddenly...
I saw an oncoming car!
(And then he crashed!)