The Mob Rap, Pt. 1

[Intro]
There's somethin' out there a-lurkin'
And it's comin' for me
They're comin' for me!
I know they're out there
Oh how lovely! Everybody showed up for the reception!
Delightful, Zombie, take it away

[Verse 1]
They call me undead, an abomination
Better get yourself prepared for some zombie chasin'
Once I'm on your tail, I cannot be stopped
I'll keep slammin' on your door until I knock it off
(Grr!) Is one of three words in my vocab
If I say bleh-bleh, then you made me mad
And if you push me, I'll push you back
My skin is green and my heart is black

[Verse 2]
I'm like walking corpse of Legolas
I got a bow in my hand and I never miss
I'm menace to everybody in the game
You hear my bones click-clack, and ya know my name
'Cause I'm a skeleton, ya better run
I'll shoot ya bum, punk just because I think it's fun
If you're outside at night, you should try to hide
I'll be lookin' for ya while I take a Spider ride (Whoo!)

[Verse 3]
Don't mistake me for a walking penis
Yes I'm shaped like one, but I'm quite egregious
Because everybody runs, no one ever hits me
You know if I go down, I'm taking you with me
(Hiss) That's the only sound I make
And if you hear me nearby, then it's probably too late
My massive blast radius will hit your bum
Say goodbye level fifty, hello level one

[Chorus]
The sun goes down
That's when they get started
They've got one mission
That's to kill the target
Are you the kinda miner who can fight off all the mobs?
Or are you just another noob who keeps Creative mode on?

[Verse 4]
I spawn within the depths of Nether
So I'm rather accustomed to fiery weather
And I'm on patrol with a golden sword
Gettin' ready to attack, so come at me bro
Don't try to make me overreact
Because once I'm provoked, you get the whole pack
You may call us butt buddies and we are just that
'Cause we smell like bacon and we taste like ass

[Verse 5]
Woah, I'm just a villager dude
I was caught in the middle of a crazy feud
I just grow my herbs, and smoke my pipe
I have a tiny house bro, this is my life
I just do what I can to get by
Then the mobs and griefers screw me over (Why?!)
Let's all live in harmony
We can work together dudes
Come along with me!

[Chorus]
The sun goes down
That's when they get started
They've got one mission
That's to kill the target
Are you the kinda miner who can fight off all the mobs?
Or are you just another noob who sleeps in bed until dawn?
Hahaha!

[Verse 6]
My voice is high-pitched so nobody likes me
I can't live in a house, 'cause that'd be a tight squeeze
I fly freely with my eyes squeezed tight
Take a nap in the sky, 'til I find a fight
And then I squeal like a girl and I breathe fireballs
If you think that you can take me then I hope you're kinda tall
I'm the biggest in size and I use it well
I may sound like a baby but I spawn in Hell

[Verse 7]
Well, I'm an Enderman, rrapping isn't my thing
But I guess I'll do something, since I'd prefer not to sing
I'm tall and dark, all I do is walk
Minding my own business until I'm pissed off
Is this block from your house?
Well now it's mine
Don't look at my face and we'll be just fine

[Chorus]
The sun goes down
That's when they get started
They've got one mission
That's to kill the target
Are you the kinda miner who can fight off all the mobs?
Or are you just another noob who spawns whatever he wants?
(Pathetic)
The sun goes down
That's when they get started
They've got one mission
That's to kill the target
Are you the kinda miner who can fight off all the mobs?
Or are you just another noob who sounds like somebody's mom?

[Outro]
Alright everyone uh, that was delightful
(Guys, where ya goin'? Guys, it's not over yet, come on!)
Let's call it a wrap, see you next year
(Come on guys, where ya goin')
Goodbye, goodbye, farewell
(Hey guys?)
That idiot keeps screwin' this up every year
I don't know who keeps invitin' him back