The Minotaur / The Weirdest Dream

[GROVER, spoken]
I've been searching everywhere for you guys

[SALLY, spoken]
What is it, what's wrong?

[GROVER, spoken]
You didn't tell her about the field trip?

[SALLY, spoken]
What happened on the field trip?

[PERCY, spoken]
You said it didn't matter!

[GROVER, spoken]
He met a Fury

[PERCY, spoken]
Uh, you're all furry! What happened to your legs?

[GROVER, spoken]
Uh, I'm a Satyr. I'm a half goat?

[PERCY, spoken]
Oh, and you couldn't have told me that sooner?

[SALLY, spoken]
Grover
Is a Fury after Percy right now?

[GROVER, spoken]
A Fury? No, no, no

[SALLY, spoken]
Oh, thank goodness

[GROVER, spoken]
It's a Minotaur

[SALLY, spoken]
Oh no

[PERCY, spoken]
What's a Minotaur?

[GROVER, spoken]
Half bull

[PERCY, spoken]
Like you?

[GROVER, spoken]
Uh, I'm half goat, thank you very–

[PERCY, spoken]
Well, I'm sorry if this is a lot for me to take in right now!

[GROVER, spoken]
Well it's just quite offensive–

[SALLY, spoken]
Boys! Grover, you need to get Percy to the border

[PERCY, spoken]
What about you?

[SALLY, spoken]
You're the one it's after, Percy. I love you so much

[The MINOTAUR enters.]

[SALLY, spoken]
Run!

[GROVER, spoken]
You heard your mom!

[PERCY, spoken]
No, I'm not leaving her!

[PERCY, spoken]
If Mrs. Dodds was really a monster, I hope you're really a sword

[The pen turns into a sword.]

[PERCY, spoken]
Awesome!
Hey you, ground beef!

[SALLY, spoken]
Over here! You want my son, you have to answer to me!

[PERCY, spoken]
Mom, no!
Mom?

[SALLY, spoken]
Go!

[SALLY screams as the MINOTAUR kills her.]

[PERCY, spoken]
No!

[PERCY slays the MINOTAUR.]

[PERCY, spoken]
I got him!

[GROVER, spoken]
Percy! No, Percy, don't pass out! No, don't pass out! Don't pass out

[PERCY, ENSEMBLE]
Is this real? (Ooh)
Am I dead, or am I dreaming?
Am I underneath the ocean? (Ooh)
Or are my eyes just streaming?
This is weird (Ooh)

[PERCY, spoken]
Oh look, a strange man in a Hawaiian shirt

[MAN, spoken]
What belongs to the sea can always return to the sea. It's a seashell

[PERCY]
Like I said, weird

[ANNABETH enters.]

[PERCY, ENSEMBLE]
Is she real? (Ooh)
I must be dreaming
She's floating close to me (Ooh)
Like an angel, or it's seeming
This is weird (Ooh)
But a good weird
I've never seen a face as beautiful as— (Ahh)

[ANNABETH, spoken]
You drool when you sleep