The Ministry of Magic

Please enjoy this song
The phone ride won’t be long
Put your ID on
Our next stop is MoM

The Ministry would like to thank you
For coming
Enjoy your stay with us today
We wanna wish you all the best

Welcome to the Ministry
We’re all the justice that you need
This way to registration
Don’t mind our interrogation

We’re watching you, your every step
Take note
But never fear
We’re on your side
Until you double cross us all

(spoken)
Before a phoenix gave flight to an Order, there was a Ministry. Before a professor instructed an army, there was a Ministry. Before a Dark Lord sat at a table to feast upon lifelessness, there was a Ministry. From time immemorial, the Ministry of Magic has been your shelter from storm, your wisdom in confusion, and your light in darkness. We are the hope of wizardkind. We are order from chaos. We are Ministry of Magic!

Why must you run? Your time here has just begun
(Before a Dark Lord, there was a Ministry.)
There’s no escape, we’ve locked the doors. You’re never gonna leave again
(We are order from chaos.)
Why must you run? Your time here has just begun
(We are the Ministry of Magic!)
There’s no escape, we’ve locked the doors. You’re never gonna walk again

Welcome to the Ministry

(This is a dangerous group that we’re dealing with now.)