The Middle

Just like Malcolm in the Middle I’m stuck
All the rest of the world can get fucked
Wish the rest of the world would turn off
When’d the rest of the world get so soft?
Unlike me I’m only mad at tv
Coke or Pepsi, choosing Mac or PC
Anything more I’ll disconnect entirely
Some bloodshed here and there well nothing comes free

Fukuyama in the middle it’s done
Keep on fighting but the battles been won
Keep on praying to a god that’s gone deaf
Keep on saying that’s there’s no worries lеft
Piss off poor people see if I care
Piss on anyonе who finds themself there
Dole out timeouts each time your kids start to share
In the mirror in the morning practice your 1,000 yard stare

Ain’t no crisis in the middle we good
Shit progressing like we thought that it would
People mad at us because we’re so smart
Meritocracy, my savior thou art
So fuck you whiners we got drones in the skies
The next word out of you, some Muslim kid dies
No protest works on me got deep money ties
When primary season comes, you come with your guy, and you try

Patricia Heaton in the Middle we good
Jimmy Eat World in the Middle we good
Steeler's Wheel stuck in the Middle we good