The Mediocre/Lazy Ending (FNAF 6)

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Congratulations, you've completed a full week on the job
And you've done it in such a lacklustre way that no one is proud
Or disappointed.

It's a fine line to walk, but you did it.
Completing your job with such an efficient level of laziness
That we are surprised you're able to dress yourself in the morning.

While such a minimalist work ethic is rare
It doesn't mean that we want you back.
In fact, it means you should look for employment elsewhere.

But before you go, take this "Certificate of Mediocrity".
You should be proud, you stood on two feet
And convinced someone that you could do something
When in fact you couldn't.

Now, get out.