The Meanest Little Kid in Town

Hop scotch, throwing rocks
Split lip and a blackened eye
Jump rope, no hope
They got her writing out a hundred lines

Not a little ray of sunshine
Not a little sun beam
Drinking chocolate milkshake
Swearing on a spit-shake
She only needs what she takes

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
She was the meanest little kid in town
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
She was the meanest little kid in town
When life knocks you down, just be the meanest little kid in town
Ain’t nobody gonna push you around, when you’re the meanest little kid in town

Bloody nose, hand-me-down clothes
She’s got a desperado scowl
Older brother, got each other
But you can tell she’s missing him now
Eenie, meenie, miny, mo!
Cracking jacks, cracking bones
Fee, fi, fo, fum!
She’s not afraid of anyone

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
She was the meanest little kid in town
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
She was the meanest little kid in town
When life knocks you down, just be the meanest little kid in town
Ain’t nobody gonna push you around, when you’re the meanest little kid in town

Move out of the way, bad motherfucker, bad motherfucker coming through
Move out of the way, bad motherfucker, bad motherfucker coming through
Move out of the way, bad motherfucker, bad motherfucker coming through
Move out of the way, bad motherfucker, bad motherfucker coming through
Move out of the way, bad motherfucker, bad motherfucker coming through
Move out of the way, bad motherfucker, bad motherfucker coming through
Move out of the way, bad motherfucker, bad motherfucker coming through