The Mean(er) Kitty Song

[Intro]
Oh oh kitty kitty
Oh oh kitty kitty
Oh oh kitty kitty
Oh oh oh
Oh oh kitty kitty
Oh oh kitty kitty
Oh oh kitty kitty
Oh oh oh

[Verse 1]
You think your little Sparta kitty's so bad
You ain't seen nothing till you seen this little asshole cat
He's like a magic little demon when I throw him outdoors
I slam it shut and turn around and there he is on the floor
And when I look into his eyes I can tell what he's thinking
(I'm gonna slash your throat when you're sleeping)
And I don't wanna hurt him I don't mean to abuse
But when we battle he cheats and I always lose
Whenever we have company I'm checkin' their feet
I hope you have really strong shoes 'cause he's got really sharp teeth
And when I wake up in the morning, I don't step outta bed
I stand up and jump away as far as I can
'Cause I know he's underneath there just waiting for me
He's got those little swingy claws and they're looking for feet
(Maybe he just wants to play) No no no, it's not that
He wants to kill me man, you should see this bastard cat

[Chorus]
Oh oh kitty kitty
Oh oh kitty kitty
Oh oh kitty kitty
Oh oh oh
Oh oh kitty kitty
Oh oh kitty kitty
Oh oh kitty kitty
Oh oh oh

[Verse 2]
And when comes to hide and seek it doesn't help that he's black
He could be right in front of me and don't know where he's at
But I don't wanna be afraid in my own home
So put some tuna in his bowl and then he'll leave me alone
For 5 minutes then, uh oh, look who's back
He's got a belly full of food and now it's time to attack
So I gave him a home and some love and some food
And just look what he did to the sole of my shoes
I'm gonna find you little kitty 'cause I know you're around
And when I do we're gonna take a little drive to the pound
Won't that be fun? Oh wait, I can't do that
There's nice people at the pound, they don't deserve this cat
Besides he'd probably run away long before I even left
And when I finally got back home he'd be right there on the steps
God I missed my little kitten when I brought him home
He was just this big, he looked so scared and alone
I rubbed his furry little head and he was so brand new
I remember looking in his eyes and thinking (Aww, how cute)
And then his fluffy little paw went right in my side
I started bleeding like crazy man, I almost died

[Chorus]
Oh oh kitty kitty
Oh oh kitty kitty
Oh oh kitty kitty
Oh oh oh
Oh oh kitty kitty
Oh oh kitty kitty
Oh oh kitty kitty
Oh oh oh
Oh oh kitty kitty
Oh oh kitty kitty
Oh oh kitty kitty
Oh oh oh
Oh oh kitty kitty
Oh oh kitty kitty
Oh oh kitty kitty
Oh oh oh

[Pre-Chorus]
So pay attention to the clothes and to the shoes that you wear
When you're in my apartment, I'mma warn you, better beware
You might be used to little kitties
[?]
But compared to my cat, your cat ain't shit

[Chorus]
Oh oh kitty kitty
Oh oh kitty kitty
Oh oh kitty kitty
Oh oh oh
Oh oh kitty kitty
Oh oh kitty kitty
Oh oh kitty kitty
Oh oh oh