The Max Headroom Hijacker vs The Intruder

[Intro]
Bap rattle
The intruder
Vs
MAX HEADROOM
Begin

[Verse 1: The Intruder]
DON’T WATCH: if you’re not prone from sickness
This Chucks talking bull like Swirsky did! With
Another door to the forehead, it's another thing I left rocked
[I'll let myself in] *knock knock knock*
We have no connection, but when it comes to that you’re shitty
It's sick he's not known from the Trollpasta Wiki
Wanna see a real mugshot? I would perhaps not
Slim and Shady ass person thinks he’s a rap god

[Verse 2: Max Headroom Hijacker]
(*GROANS*) What a FRICKIN nerd!
Oh Jesus I'm getting sick from hearing those words!
Catch the wave, don't try to drown in your own flow!
Cutting you to the “Max” because well…. You know…
I’ll riddle you with holes, Edward has a better Enygma
While you’re left to be forgotten, what do you have, dementia?
Bite me! You’re not a damn thing worth to mention
The government can't find me! Seems I went more to ascension…

[Verse 3: The Intruder]
Like ascended to Gabe? Seems kinda shoddy
I only see you fly like [NOW ALERTING “SWAT” TEAM]
Profiteering off big brother? I think I'm hallucinating
The FBI would be waiting, before you could save face then
Taking off your private eye while I X you out
Individuals or groups have not been apprehended since now!
My series is still appealing, I can’t say the same about you
Whenever you're brought up, people are like “Doctor Who?”

[Verse 4: Max Headroom Hijacker]
Waves should’ve been catched on Stanley. The silly breed
Took Microsoft Sam here, making people think “He’s coming to get me!”
Luring in victims with other analog tropes?
Leaving a few more hits when I'm offing a Mark! (OHHH)
Takes more than some doppelgangers to leave me dead, see?
Now you failed into the hands of fricking Jeffrey Epstein
Leaving this news hater burned…
Since I just made a giant masterpiece for all the greatest newspaper nerds!

[Outro]
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide?