The Man with the Mistletoe Moustache

[Verse 1]
When Christmas rolls around
Who always comes to town?
What a freak
He's so unique
The man with the mistletoe mustache

[Verse 2]
He only laughs and plays
On Christmas holidays
Steals a kiss
From every miss
A man with the mistletoe mustache

[Bridge 1]
Nerves are all a-tingle
When he kisses them, they say
Makes your bells a-jingle
But the bells are not on Santa's sleigh

[Verse 3]
If you're girl 's acting weird
And her lipstick is smeared
Do take care
Beware, beware
Of the man with the mistletoe mustache

[Piano Solo]

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 4]
When stockings have been filled (Been filled)
Keeps the ladies thrilled (Thrilled, thrilled)
Thinks it's fun
To kiss and run
The man with the mistletoe mustache

[Verse 5]
What funny character (Ah, ho)
Is causing quite a stir?
Gets a lift
With every gift
The man with the mistletoe mustache

[Bridge 2]
Every kitty cried out
That his personality
Makes a girl's life light up
Just as bright as any Christmas tree

[Verse 6]
Who always runs away
Right after New Year's Day?
But who'll appear
Again next year?
The man with the mistletoe mustache

[Outro]
The man with the mistletoe mustache