The Man with Glooey Hands

Stuck together, you and me
Always together like honey and bees
Forever and ever, can't you see?
We were meant to be but you tried to leave

Stuck together, it was easy to do
Always forever, new and improved
Together forever with hands of glue
The kind of glue that you can't remove

My arms are good but my hands are bad
I'm a little bit crazy, a little bit mad
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
My arms are good but my hands are bad
I just want to stick them to your head
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Being alone is not for me
Not in America, the land of the free
Stuck together we'll always be
Ronald Reagan, can you help me?

Oh no, no one understands
Oh no, why there's glue on my hands
Oh no, come on over here
Oh no, can't you see there's nothing to fear?
Oh dear, oh dear
HA HAAAA!!!

Stuck together, you won't escape!
Always together, it's too late!
Forever and ever, accept your fate
Because my hands are stuck to your face

My arms are good but my hands are bad
I'm a little bit crazy, a little bit mad
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
My arms are good but my hands are bad
I just want to stick them to your head
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Being alone is not for me
Not in America, the land of the free
Stuck together we'll always be
Ronald Reagan, can you help me?

Oh no, no one understands
Oh no, why there's glue on my hands
Oh no, come on over here
Oh no, can't you see there's nothing to fear?
Oh dear, oh dear
HA HAAAA!!!