The Man Whose Head Expanded

The man who's head expanded
The man whose head expanded was corrupted by Mr. Sociological
Memory. Was corrupted by Mr. Sociological Memory Man
Could not get a carrier bag for love nor money

The man whose head expanded
Sounds like hick wap huh? Sounds like hick wap huh?
Over. Over. Over. Over

The man who's head expanded
The soap opera writer, would follow him around
And use his jewels for T.V. prime time
The man who's head expanded

Turn that bloody blimey space invader off!
The man who's head expanded explained:
The scriptwriter would follow him around
Of this he was convinced. It was no coincidence
The lager seemed poisoned
It was no matter of small consequence. No little pub incidence
A red faced post- 'Jolly Grapes' would steal his jewels, and put
Them in the mouths of Vic. actor fools
Of this he was convinced

Sounds like hick wap huh? Sounds like a load of mick wap ha?
Over. Over. Over. Over

The man whose head expanded. The man whose head expanded
Does not want to appear illiterate
Crack! Crack!
Does not want to appear illiterate
Crack! Crack! Crack! Crack!

The man who's head expanded. Come on with the heraldry
Add misinterpretation, prerogative
John Kennedy's pulmanesque explained. [pub-asp slyness]

The man who's head diminished. The man who's head
Diminished. Sounds like my head, trying to unravel this lot
I can tell you Sparky!