THE MAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING

Every year when you buy your Christmas gifts
There's always one name left at the bottom of your list
Well you can search and search in every store
But you won’t find nothin' that I ain't had before

{Chorus}
Because I’m the man! (he's the man who has everything)
I'm the man! (he's the man who has everything)
Yes I am! (he's the man who has everything, but you)
No, I don't have you

I got a rhinestone bathtub, that's filled with champagne
On the first class section of my own private plane
I got a full time tailor, keep him workn' all day
Because I wear my clothes once and then I throw them away

{Chorus}
Yes I’m the man! (he’s the man who has everything)
I'm the man! (he’s the man who has everything)
Yes I am! (he's the man who has everything, but you)

Well they all look with envy, when I go walking by
But if they took a closer look, they'd see the tears in my eyes!

{Solo}

Because I'm the man, Whoo!

I eat a t-bone steak, three times a day
I got a big’ole limousine, with electric ashtrays
I got a house in Tahiti, it's a billion dollar home
But it ain't worth nothing when I'm there all alone

{Outro/Chorus}
Because I'm the man! (he's the man who has everything)
I'm the man! (he's the man who has everything)
Yes I am! (he's the man who has everything, but you)
(He's the man who has everything) Well I don't have you!
(He's the man who has everything) Well I don't have you!
(He's the man who has everything) Well I don't have you!
(He's the man who has everything) Well I don't have you!
(He's the man who has everything)

[Ranting: singer lists his stuff]