THE MAN

I haven’t seen you in a while, I mean I think the last time I saw you was...I was in a pizzaria in Brooklyn and they said “The Pizza Underground is here” and I go in, and you know I hear bizarre stories about you and things.. what are the most bizarre things that people have.. have you heard about yourself?

Oh I die all the time-

Congratulations

I know right?

Hahahahaha I’m just happy you’re here

I know, I’m just a specter

Hahahahahah must be awful

I don’t know, people wanna kill me

No, no, that’s not true, I just think you’ve just...you’ve lived a very interesting life and you’re part of all the lives and we love you