The Man

[Intro]
I'm the man
I got so much [?]
Yes me too
I got like five or six cars
[?] yes
(?) my personality
I have the best personality
And I'm so good looking
Did I mention how good looking I am?
[?] so rich
Have you seen this face
Oh, this face is wonderful
I am glorious
Look at my face
Hahaha
Everyone else envyin' me
Everyone envyin' me
I am the man
Hahaha
The man
The man
The man
The man
The man

[Verse 1]
Yo listen
I call this bird Tina Turner
Cause she thinks I'm simply the best
Me and my pal Roy do 'roids in David Lloyds
So we look good in a vest
I'm only going Ibiza closing party next month
Cause I can't wait to get on the sesh
Skip the travel insurance, buy more blue pills
Mitsubushi's and valets instead
Mate I'm all about peace and love
Unless someone treats me like a mug
I don't care if you do Jujitsu
I'll smash a brick on the head, you cunt
Mate I'm all about equal rights
Until I need to tell a bitch be quiet
Don't care if your Instagram says your woke
You can't take a joke and need to get a life

[Chorus]
Kind of like it when you ask me
To open the pickle jar
I like it when you ask me
To top up the oil in your little car
I like it when I hold the door
Cause oh I just feel so mature
Cause I'm the man
Yeah I'm the man
I'm the fucking man
I'm the motherfucking man
I'm the motherfucking man
I'm the motherfucking man
I'm the motherfucking man
I'm the motherfucking man
I'm the motherfucking man
Yeah my balls are big and round, yeah

[Verse 2]
I dropped seven hundred large on me '99 plate BMW
Swerving lanes with no indicators
And I don't give a fuck if my driving troubles you
Cause it's a man's world
And I piss in the lift just cause I wanted to
But don't call me a Momma's boy
'Cause I'm thirty one and still live under Mummy's roof
Liquid lunch, cowabunga
Yeah my nose is fuckin' thunder
Speedy coke, lost my hunger
Quinoa leaf [?] suckers
How can I be more PC when I'm such a man
Lifestyle of a lad of leisure
Thank god he give me a big sack

[Chorus]
Yeah cause I like it when you ask me
To open the pickle jar
I like it when you ask me
To top up the oil in your little car
I like it when I hold the door
Cause oh I just feel so mature
Cause I'm the man
Yeah I'm the man
I'm the fucking man
I'm the motherfucking man
I'm the motherfucking man
I'm the motherfucking man
I'm the motherfucking man
I'm the motherfucking man
I'm the motherfucking man
Yeah my balls are big and round, yeah

[Instrumental Break]
Evil is the man that is my foe

[Verse 3]
Yeah
PC
Is all I hear, all I see
They're chatting shit on the TV
I say "I don't know why I just can't be me"
They're chatting shit on the TV
I say "I don't know why I just can't be me"
[?] fucking
[?]
[?] shut your fucking

[Chorus]
I'm the fucking man
I'm the motherfucking man
I'm the motherfucking man
I'm the motherfucking man
I'm the motherfucking man
I'm the motherfucking man
I'm the motherfucking motherfucking
Motherfucking motherfucking
I'm the fucking man
I'm the motherfucking man
I'm the motherfucking man
I'm the motherfucking man
I'm the motherfucking man
I'm the motherfucking man
I'm the motherfucking man
I'm just angry cause life didn't go to plan