The Magic Slapstick

Swing my thing, gotta swing my, swing my thing
Shuffle those feet
Swing my thing, gotta swing my, swing my thing
Spin on those heels!
Swing my thing, gotta swing my, swing my
Swing my thing, gotta swing my, swing my thing
Spin on those heels!

Something happens when the sun goes down at night
I use my power, a magic stick to make things right
I ain't no pornstar with a fast car eating caviar
I just swing my thing, gotta swing my, swing my thing
I am no kingpin, kaiser or political advisor
Gotta swing my thing with everything I can!

Hit you with the magic slapstick
When you need a little voodoo
I'll be your midnight guru
’Til the sun comes up
Slapstick
Set the dance floor on fire
The flames are dancing higher
So dance the night away!

Oh, that’s right
Oh, come on!
Two, three, four!
Play that horn, baby!

Now this magic stick you see, I always had it here with me
Everywhere I go
Like a family needs a singer, a sin needs a sinner
I'm the psychedelic swinger at the show
Ain't no prophet or a pope or some creature selling hope
I just swing my thing, gotta swing my, swing my thing
Ain't no shaming on a swing
(I won't tell you what I think)
Gotta hit you with the only thing I've got

Hit you with the magic slapstick
When you need a little voodoo
I'll be your midnight guru
’Til the sun comes up
Slapstick
Set the dance floor on fire
The flames are dancing higher
So dance the night away!

Come on, sing louder boys!
Oh, come on!
Shuffle those feet
Spin on those heels
Shuffle those feet
Spin on those heels!
Oh, yeah, shuffle those feet

The magic slapstick
When you need a little voodoo
I'll be your midnight guru
’Til the sun comes up
Slapstick
Set the dance floor on fire
The flames are dancing higher
So dance the night away!

Hit you with the magic slapstick
When you need a little voodoo
I'll be your midnight guru
’Til the sun comes up
Slapstick
(Swing that, swing that, that, that)
So dance the night away!