[Verse]
In the darkest tunnel it's nice to see a light
Not just a headlight
Like the one that's headed right for me
It would be nice if things would turn out right
Turn out right yeah
Don't think I'll ever see the day
I must have done something wrong
Or maybe pissed off God
I think of Chinese food when I think of life
That's sweet and sour
My life is sweet as saccharine
You know three week old milk and grapes are not, they're not the same, no
I am the one Johnny Carcinogen
I must have fucked with some witch
In turn she cursed me, cursed my life
At the end of the longest line
That's where I will always be
If you need to find me, just go to the end of the longest line
But officer that was a yellow light
The light was red, son
Insubordination, reckless driving
I must be wrong, this can't be right
I don't belong, this world is much too dangerous
For someone lacking luck, like me
[Outro]
At the end of the longest line
That's where I will always be
If you need to find me, just go to the end of the longest line
At the end of the longest line
That's where I will always be
At the end of the longest line
The Longest Line was written by Fat Mike.