The Litany of the Slain

[Verse 1]
And we begin our litany
Of peopled killed by mostly me
Goatie the load, he's first in line
Antarctic Ant not far behind
Ripped an arm off Melvin Fleebish
Mutant cockroach, not for squeamish
Uncle Knobby, crushed by engine
Pretty Pookie, anus bending
Anton Reemcob, he exploded
Redneck got his chest imploded
Biker Bitch, she was de-titted
Stubbles, on a pike was spitted
Cranial crush the Franken-Ref
Ollie North was kicked to death
Smashed flat was the Mutant Baby
Smalsac had to join the Navy

[Chorus]
The litany of the vanquished
The litany of the slain
You know their names will someday vanish
Enshrined in death they shall remain

[Verse 2]
Mr. Fudgie, death came quickly
Mrs. Fudgie, slow and sickly
Mangled spleen of Noriega
Log Suckoff, yeah we betrayed ya
Crucified the Oral Swallow
Bested Techno, threats were hollow
Bozo waged his mortal combat
Edna Granbo, raped with wombat

[Chorus]
The litany of the vanquished
(The Corporal yes, he lost his tits
Private Parts was drowned in shit
Poor Ole Tom was beaten badly
Hhiiimmmmm was hacked and slashed up madly)
The litany of the slain
(Father Bohab, raped til dead
Gor-Gor, big sword through the head
Smelly hippie, shotgun blast
Art Fag with a face-rip fast)
You know their names will someday vanish
(Reeko Bowel Grande, he was flayed
Nigel Ponce was thricely gayed
Gor-Borg got a spear through gullet
Hitler had to bite the bullet)
Enshrined in death, they shall remain

[Bridge]
Bag Lady disemboweled
Butterfly Boy, raked and trowled
Butterfly Girl had no luck
Flopsy with a facial fist-fuck
Boss Glom, he had his face melted
World Maggot was thricely belted
Flesh Column with a double fist chop
O.J. got a jugular slit-stop
Jerry Garcia, heart attack
Frank Sinatra, hammer whack
Bloody beatdown, Cardinal Syn
Syn Warriors were chopped at chin
Gray aliens, stuck and skewered
Alien baby was manured
Michael Jackson was a fighter
Jerry Springer, struck by lighter
Mutant penguins, what a joke
Robo-Sleazy, get a rope
Bill Clinton, hacked and mangled
Monica, her entrails tangled
Lady Di, death expected
El Duce, resurrected
Jon Benet, a bloody mass
Dead Elvis, a spear up ass
The Master wasn't very scary
But John Kerry, very hairy
Marilyn Manson, he got skinned
Jagermonsta, flipped and pinned
Dr. Leaky got jaw knocked off
Double tit chop, Lara Croft
Al Gore saw his flesh a-rending
Bush's death was never-ending

[Solo]

[Verse 3]
Bonesnapper, he never died
Skullix did, though life he tried
Bloody Mary, crushed by bison
Kicked the shit out of Mike Tyson
Courtney Love was raped and rotten
Had to hang a guy named Saddam
Osama, crushed by weights so heavy
Found the head of Chandra Levy
Pope John Paul got bit by Gor-Gor
Bashed and thrashed the Reaganator
Laci Peterson was found
Dick Cheney, guts unwound
Paris Hilton fucked a donkey
Sharon Osbourne, rather wonky
Lordi's head was on a stick
VA Tech dude, what a dick

Jewcifer, run down by camel
Double arm rip, Toe E. Namel
Hell Cop got a spear up ass
Ultimate Bohab, quickly gassed
Nazi Pope was executed
Mohammed, electrocuted
Hillary Clinton, murdered mama
Gruesome killing of Obama
John McCain saw his guts spilling
Sawborg Destructo saw the killing
Messy death for General Zog
Another baby crushed with log
And that's what this song is for
The creatures that were killed by GWAR
And that's what this song is for
So check in on the next GWAR tour
And that's what this song is for
So check in on the next GWAR tour
And that's what this song is for
Some creatures that were killed by GWAR