The Lil’ Bonus Room

Here's a little bonus room, cause I know you've had it tough
And here's a little bonus tune 'bout collecting real cool stuff
Yes, here's a little bonus room where you can play
Don't be frightened, don't run away
You can linger, cause I'm your video friend
Think of me as a father figure with a hand to lend
Here's a little bonus room where you don't have to worry
Take your sweet time, you need not hurry
Oh, you're looking incredible, you're the bomb
And me, I'm kinda like your dad, and a little like your mom
There are no monsters here, hey, wait, look over there
AAH! AAH! AA--
I was just kidding, don't be scared
And when you turn this game off in the real world once again
You won't have to play make-believe or try to pretend
'Cause I'll be right there when you open your hand
'Cause I'm your little invisible musical friend
So show me to your pets, or show me to your pals
You really will impress every nifty guy and gal
Show them you're individual, show them you are bold
Besides, I get residuals for every game that's sold
I'm your little invisible musical friend for life
(I'll never leave you)