The Leopards

The leader of the pack lives down in the local drain
King Kong built a car inside his brain
You tell me who's the sexiest

(We’re the leopards)
(We're the leopards)

Old Doug Henry lost an ear when he crossed my path
Called himself Jesus, well that's what he said to me
I have never seen a freak look as weird as you
Except for Gardenia and the Mighty Slug

(We’re the leopards)

Cycle Michael grotesque school desk in my brain
Mincing Quincy dropping bop drops down the drain
I'll just tell you boy we're mean and we're tough

(We're the leopards)
(We're the leopards)

I know that we know that they know the wrong
To spend your life inside a song
Greasy Gert tried it and he licked it too
Just like Gardenia and the Mighty Slug

(We're the leopards)

Uncle Bimbo drunk up the sea of Galilee
And like a fool he promised it all to me
But I'm young and built of steel
Gardenia and the Mighty Slug
Gardenia and the Mighty Slug
Gardenia and the Mighty Slug

We’re the leopards
We’re the leopards
We're the leopards
We’re the leopards
We're the leopards
We're the leopards
We're the leopards