The Least

[Verse 1]
You're always on Twitter
You're never on time
The sound of your snoring
Could be considered a crime

[Pre-Chorus 1]
But out of everyone
I've ever met

[Chorus]
Honey, I hate you the least
Honey, I hate you the least

[Verse 2]
The people I come across
Rub me the wrong way
They've either got much too much
Or much too little to say

[Pre-Chorus 2]
Still out of everyone
I've evеr met

[Chorus]
Honey, I hate you thе least
Honey, I hate you the least

[Bridge]
And I know I can be a pain in the ass
I leave my dirty laundry all over the floor
I'm impatient and stubborn as anything
But still, I hope you hate everybody else a little more

[Verse 3]
Honey, without you
I would be toast
You're last on my shit list
That's why I love you the most

[Pre-Chorus 3]
So out of everyone
I've ever met

[Chorus]
Honey, I hate you the least
Honey, I hate you the least
Honey, I hate you
Honey, I hate you
Honey, I hate you the least