The Lazy Anthem

[Intro]
Damn, man, I'm tired as fuck
Only got, like, 12 hours of sleep last night
But yo, um, shout out to, uh, T-Dub on the beat
I was too lazy to make my own
I mean, don't get me wrong, it's not like

[Chorus]
I'm not lazy, don't be a hater
I could do it now, but I'd rather do it later
I guess you could call me somewhat of a procrastinator
And if somethin' don't add up, then pull out the calculator, later

[Verse 1]
Oh, man, here we go again
Another damn song featuring one of my friends
Oh, shit, I was supposed to pick his ass up
I'm comfortable as fuck; yo, homie, you outta luck
Oh, well, I guess I'm going solo
You only live once in this bitch: YOLO
Oh, no, I need to get up
But I'm too damn lazy to move from the chest up
Wait, I mean from the chest down
Messed up so many times, I'm starting to lose count
It's been a week now, I haven't checked my account
For all I know, all the checks I wrote bounced

[Chorus]
I'm not lazy, don't be a hater
I could do it now, but I'd rather do it later
I guess you could call me somewhat of a procrastinator
And if somethin' don't add up, then pull out the calculator, later
I'm not lazy, don't be a hater
I could do it now, but I'd rather do it later
I guess you could call me somewhat of a procrastinator
And if somethin' I don't like, I'll just deal with it later

[Verse 2]
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
I would cook fish, but that shit's gotta thaw
I would eat it frozen, but that would hurt my jaw
And I'm too damn lazy to drive to the hospital
Wait, what the hell just happened?
I don't give a damn cuz my popcorn's poppin', ha-ha
And when the microwave beep
It's gonna sit there, 'cause I'll probably be asleep
Damn, I'm feeling kinda ill
Yo, I really need to chill
Everything is getting dark, what's the deal?
Wait, did I forget to pay my power bill?

[Chorus]
I'm not lazy, don't be a hater
I could do it now, but I'd rather do it later
I guess you could call me somewhat of a procrastinator
And if somethin' don't add up, then pull out the calculator, later
I'm not lazy, don't be a hater
I could do it now, but I'd rather do it later
I guess you could call me somewhat of a procrastinator
And if somethin' I don't like, I'll just deal with it later

[Outro]
Yo, wait, hold up, three verses? Fuck that
Too lazy for that shit
Umm, yeah, I'll just do like a lil' dance break
Do the lazy dance, do the lazy dance
Do the lazy dance, do the, do the
Do the lazy dance, do the lazy dance
Yeah, whatever, that's it, I'm done
Get some damn sleep or somethin'
Worked too damn hard
Yeah, whatever
G-Unit