The Last Thing In The World

[Verse 1]
This old honky tonk could use a few more barstools
A few more Winstons in the cigarette machine
This sawdust floor could use another handful
But there's one thing that I know for sure this old joint don't need

[Chorus]
If I had a dime for every broken heart that's been in here
I could buy this bar and everyone a round of beers
'Cause there's enough fools like me playing A-11 and Sweet Dreams
And that's the last thing in the world this honky tonk needs

[Verse 2]
I could sit right here and laugh and carry on and on
I could find a sweet little angel to hold all night
I could drink and drink and drink 'til all the hurting's gone
Or I could just go home and climb the walls and break right down and cry

[Chorus]
If I had a dime for every broken heart that's been in here
I could buy this bar and everyone a round of beers
Cause there's enough fools like me playing A-11 and Sweet Dreams
And that's the last thing in the world this honky tonk needs

[Bridge]
There's a reason why old boys like me love them neon signs

[Chorus]
If I had a dime for every broken heart that's been in here
I could buy this bar and everyone a round of beers
'Cause there's enough fools like me playing A-11 and Sweet Dreams
And that's the last thing in the world this honky tonk needs
That's the last thing in the world this honky tonk needs