The Last Performance of the Royal Regimental Very Victorious and Valiant Band

[Verse 1]
Where everybody is sitting, waiting for the show to begin
Everybody's looking sad, nobody wears a grin because they know
This is the very last show
The last of the royal regimental, very regimental
Very victorious and valiant band

[Verse 2]
As Johnny puts his trumpet to his lips while he can't play
The pain this day he's feeling inside, it clearly shows
And it's bad, don't you think it's sad?
The last of the royal regimental, very regimental
Very victorious and valiant band

[Bridge]
Nostalgia feels the air
As the band leader calls the final roll
And someone shouts feeling fair
But this should be final show
The final show, the final show

[Verse 3]
Sound of drums, the final beat set soon comes to his eye
And with a sob, he falls and someone
Ian, then he cries
Oh it's cruel, that this should be the last show

The last of the royal regimental, very regimental
Very victorious and valiant
Very victorious and valiant
Very victorious and valiant band