Prince of Broadway Original Broadway Orchestra
Tony Yazbeck & Kaley Ann Voorhees
Brandon Uranowitz
Bryonha Marie Parham
Janet Dacal
Tony Yazbeck
Chuck Cooper
Bryonha Marie Parham
Karen Ziemba
Emily Skinner
Michael Xavier
Janet Dacal
Chuck Cooper
Emily Skinner
Tony Yazbeck
Brandon Uranowitz
Karen Ziemba
Kaley Ann Voorhees
Michael Xavier
[JOANNE, spoken]
I'd like to propose a toast
(sung)
Here's to the ladies who lunch—
Everybody laugh—
Lounging in their caftans and planning a brunch
On their own behalf
Off to the gym
Then to a fitting
Claiming they're fat
And looking grim
'Cause they've been sitting
Choosing a hat
(spoken)
Does anyone still wear a hat?
(sung)
I'll drink to that
Here's to the girls who stay smart—
Aren't they a gas?
Rushing to their classes in optical art
Wishing it would pass
Another long exhausting day
Another thousand dollars
A matinee, a Pinter play
Perhaps a piece of Mahler's—
I'll drink to that
And one for Mahler
Here's to the girls who play wife—
Aren't they too much?
Keeping house but clutching a copy of Life
Just to keep in touch
The ones who follow the rules
And meet themselves at the schools
Too busy to know that they're fools—
Aren't they a gem?
Oh, I'll drink to them!
Yeah, let's all drink to them
And here's to the girls who just watch—
Aren't they the best?
When they get depressed, it's a bottle of Scotch
Plus a little jest
Another chance to disapprove
Another brilliant zinger
Another reason not to move
Another vodka stinger
Aaaaahhhhhh—
I'll drink to that
So here's to the girls on the go—
Everybody tries
Look into their eyes
And you'll see what they know
Everybody dies
A toast to that invincible bunch
The dinosaurs surviving the crunch—
Let's hear it for the ladies who lunch!
Everybody rise! Rise!
Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise!
The Ladies Who Lunch was written by Stephen Sondheim.
The Ladies Who Lunch was produced by Jason Robert Brown & Jeffrey Lesser.
Emily Skinner released The Ladies Who Lunch on Fri Apr 20 2018.