The Kids Table

[Verse 1: Adam WarRock]
Somebody check the internet
Because Adam and Doc
We on your block ready or not
We're here to concoct
Some crystal methamphetamine in rhyme form
Watch it break bad, blew up in your face man
So I'ma let your face hang
The fans say we got it locked down; brinks[?]
Black magic rap Tom Riddle; sphinx[?]
Hash tag nerd core hash tag new shit
At reply to all the haters and the new kids
It flash your eyes when I shine the Bat Signal
Doc came by while swinging straight through the windows
And this will do in place of the wack stuff you're listening to
Warp past these kids because the whistle blew
We speak of life through things that geeks love best
Y'all just talk, name drop the hottest subjects
That's why I had to call The Doctor
Because I'm sick of all these other wack rap imposters

[Chorus: Adam WarRock & Dr. Awkward]
I'ma put you at the kids' table
Oh you didn't know?
You wanna talk trash bout my Silver Age flow
Cause you can't hang with Doc
And I'm here to let 'em know
That Adam WarRock came to wreck the live show

I'ma put you at the kids' table
Oh you didn't know?
You wanna talk trash on my Next Gen flow
See you can't hang with Adam
And I'm here to let 'em know
That Dr. Awkward came to wreck the live show

[Verse 2: Dr. Awkward]
And I believe in WarRock WarRock
Yeah and that's that
The twin kings are back
Call the president
You can tell him you found the baddest dudes
We had swag back when it was attitude
Killed nerd core all y'all stop it, it's bodied
Requiescat in pace
I'm next gen and you can throw it on a tombstone
You wanna ball? I'll touch you with a moon stone
Too much singing and nerds don't like to party
Critiques are full of shit roll off like Katamari
These forum critics are really starting to bore us
We laugh about it from the back of our tour bus
We make music for those just like us
Too old to grow up who left our lives touched
To the haters: come at us when you get able
'til then eat your dinner at the kids' table

[Chorus: Adam WarRock & Dr. Awkward]
I'ma put you at the kids' table
Oh you didn't know?
You wanna talk trash bout my Silver Age flow
Cause you can't hang with Doc
And I'm here to let 'em know
That Adam WarRock came to wreck the live show

I'ma put you at the kids' table
Oh you didn't know?
You wanna talk trash on my Next Gen flow
See you can't hang with Adam
And I'm here to let 'em know
That Dr. Awkward came to wreck the live show

[Verse 3: Adam WarRock]
You can ask Mal Reynolds or the actor that plays him
The only rapper that's probably up on his playlist
The M to the A to the L to the practice
I ain't a doctor but still I'm cracking their back it's
The internet's foremost comic book emcee
There probably were others who did it before me
But they don't got the shine that I'm getting
Don't deny it, lined up to coff it when it drops like Skyrim

[Dr. Awkward]
No tryin' but whine[?] cause I win
Truth is we just keep chewin' 'em up, no Trident
Got haters now cause everybody has heard of us
The game's changed 'cause now we're just not nerd enough
Then go ahead go ahead set the standard
We just keep shinin' as you just get blander
It's in the cards, no tarot for you to read
To stop us it'll take more than an arrow to the knee

[Chorus: Adam WarRock & Dr. Awkward]
I'ma put you at the kids' table
Oh you didn't know?
You wanna talk trash bout my Silver Age flow
Cause you can't hang with Doc
And I'm here to let 'em know
That Adam WarRock came to wreck the live show

I'ma put you at the kids' table
Oh you didn't know?
You wanna talk trash on my Next Gen flow
See you can't hang with Adam
And I'm here to let 'em know
That Dr. Awkward came to wreck the live show

I'ma put you at the kids' table

[Dr. Awkward]
Wooo ha ha
Adam WarRock Doctor Awkward
It's a new day
Welcome to twenty twelve
I told you we was coming man
But y'all didn't believe me
So hate on hater
Cause haters gon' hate
Yeah we gon' see you in your city
When we touring by
But before you even ask
Hell no you can't open for us
Heh heh heh bitch!