The Judeo-Christian Ethic

[Verse 1]
He dipped his donga in some dog food
He found he couldn't stop
Wanted to get some more
It was a long way to the shop
He didn't know where he was going
But he sure knew where he'd been
He'd been stickin' it in Chumpy dog food
Ever since he was nineteen

[Chorus]
Oh, Chumpy, so lumpy
So yummy in his tummy

[Verse 2]
What has happened to the dialectic
Between his brain and his dick?
One look at that Chumpy
And it nearly makes him sick
But that sticky, drippin' dick of his
It's got its own ideology
All he wants his dong to do
Is have a simple wee

[Chorus]
Oh, Chumpy, so lumpy
So yummy in his tummy
Oh, Chumpy

[Verse 3]
His dick's gone all didactic
He's nearly goin' spastic
When he sees Chumpy on Red Spot Special
It draws him like elastic
He knows more about pet food
Than others have forgotten
So bend over, Fido, and
Let him knead your bottom

[Chorus]
Oh, Chumpy, so lumpy
So yummy in his tummy
Oh, Chumpy

[Outro]
Chumpy, ah, Chumpy
Ah, Chumpy, ah, Chumpy
Ah, Chumpy