The Job Centre Shuffle

Monday to Friday then a weekend report
Life is a lesson I’m yet to be taught
Tired of impressing the
Boss it’s too short
And I’m bored
Monday to Friday then a weekend report
Get in the line but the line ends in nought
Lot on my mind but there nothing to do cos I’m bored

Ohhhhh, We do the pub bender shuffle
The‘ Money where you been’
Yeah the job centre shuffle, the 7am Shubeeen
They fuckin’ tapped my phone, now watch your speech
(yibby-yabba)
Just take mе back to the walls that speak
I said just take mе back, to fuckin’ Dawson’s Creek, c’mon

We do the job centre shuffle
The Monday morning shake
We do the job centre shuffle
The Monday morning shake

And we smashed our phones
Smashed those screens
We traced our steps through the phosphorescence

Hey you what you do
Why you look so fucked?
Hey you what you do
Why you look so fucked?

Buttons to press and switches to flick
Curtains to twitch and it’s making me sick
P45 arrives strapped to a brick
Cos I’m bored

All you get for crying is a wet face
All you get for crying is a wet, wet face
All you get for crying is a wet face
All you get for crying is a wet, wet face

And we smashed our phones
Smashed those screens
Traced our steps through the phosphorescence