The Jinky

[VELMA]
When you're feeling uneasy
And a little bit queasy
Do the Jinky

[FRED]
When you're awkward and cheesy
But you long to be breezy
Do the Jinky

[TOMMIE]
Do the Jinky

[BRENDA]
Do the Jinky

[ALL]
Do the Jinky

[TENTACLES]
Do the Jinky dance

[VELMA]
Just jerk your arms around
As if you had no control of your body

[BEACHGOERS]
Do the Jinky

[FRED]
And snap your fingers
To that crazy beat

[BEACHGOERS, spoken]
We don't have fingers!

[FRED, spoken]
Oh, right, sorry

[VELMA]
When you're breathing's kinda wheezy
And you wanna take it easy
Do the Jinky

[FRED]
When your body's not in syncy
You might as well be doing

[ALL]
The Jinky

[VELMA]
Said you might as well be doing

[ALL]
The Jinky
The Jinky

[FRED, spoken]
I can't hear you!

[ALL]
The Jinky

[VELMA, spoken]
One more time!

[ALL]
The Jinky