The IRV SHOW

[Intro: ?]
Recording live from Kansas City
Ladies and gentalmen
Make some noise
For your host
Your man of the hour
The DMG repper
Irv Da Phenom

[Verse 1: Irv Da Phenom]
My life's reality television, never been in a sitcom
First 48's on any track that I rip on
See [?] women, the chick I'm with looking too cold
So many lovely Latenas, you think it's Tellemoto
Tune into my show, you catch me doing a fool
Cause I like my women in 5's, like a [?]
Only [?] is a bitch, [?]
Unless I'm twisted [?]
It ain't no cencership, this the shit you can catch on HBO, dog
Like [?] I'm a mennis, my niggas is little [?]
Why you come around here thinking that it's Cartoon Network?
Like [?], let's work
If you're now just tuning in, you don't know who this is
This the dude with the dreadlocks, and the stupidest flows
Known for my energy and wrecking the show
So I'm reppin KCK and Kansas City to [?]

[Chorus: ? and Irv Da Phenom]
Hello, how are you today?
We hope everything's ok
Let us take the time to say
Hello, you're now tuned into the Irv show
Hello, how are you today?
We hope everything's ok
Let us take the time to say
Hello, you're now tuned into the Irv show

[Verse 2: Irv Da Phenom and Homework Jones]
Hello again, and for today's episode
We got a special guest, with a little extra sole
You familiar with the rebbels, it's a name that you should know
Let me hear you make some noise for Homework Jones
Jones!
What up Irv? That was one hellll of an intro
Had to let the people hear you, just in case they didn't know
Cats don't know about me, but they girlies know me [?]
I feel you man, now spit a little something to show them [?]
Thank you for being pationt, I know that you been waiting
To see what we been cooking up, while you were changing stations
But now you locked in, we posted on the block then
Bringing that reality TV, that you ain't seen, damb
It's hard not to call it out
You come to a live taping, and see what the show about
Family got flow, new episode
Kick to the chest, watch these chickens die slow
While it goes

[Chorus: ? and Irv Da Phenom]
Hello, how are you today?
We hope everything's ok
Let us take the time to say
Hello, you're now tuned into the Irv show
Hello, how are you today?
We hope everything's ok
Let us take the time to say
Hello, you're now tuned into the Irv show

[Outro: Irv Da Phenom and ?]
Welcome to my show
I'm so glad that you all tuned in
It's almost time to go
But you know I'm gon be back again
So let all the homies know
Tell a hater to tell a friend
Until the next show