The Invisible Man

If I stopped combing my hair
If I stopped shaving my face
Would you notice or care, or would it just be a waste
If I stop changing my clothes
If I stop watching my weight
How far do I have to go, just what do I gotta say?

I'm the invisible man
Everybody shakes my hand but you
I'm the invisible man
And the only body I want is you

I walk in slowly with grace
I hit a couple home runs
I stand right up in your face
Still I don't block out the sun
So I go out on a limb
I get true blue and sincere
But I don't show up on film
And I can't be seen in a mirror

Some would sneak in ladies' locker rooms
Or armoured trucks chock-full of jewels
But I keep my hands where you can see them
Any fool can see them
Why can't you see them?

I know when I'm beat, and I know when to stay down
With floppy shoes on my feet, and a big happy frown

And I'm the invisible man
Try and catch me if you can
I'm the invisible man
I'm right behind you (here I am) my friend
I'm the invisible man
Everybody shakes my hand but you
I'm the invisble man. But the only body I want is you