The Instagram Comedians Song

[Intro]
This one is dedicated for all those SHITTY INSTAGRAM COMEDIANS out there, this one is for you!

[Verse]
I didn't know what I would do when vine closed down
The more I thought the less I wanted to live
What's the use of trying?
I'm talent-less
I'm gonna die alone and penniless

[Verse 2]
I'm a comedian!
A really, real bad one
My jokes are median
But they're appealing to someone

[Hook]
I don't have...
Talent or skills but I pay the bills, live in beverly hill,s
I only appeal to all the little kids
They're the only ones that laugh at my skits
But I'm not even trying
'Cause my humor is shit
Criticize me and you'll get hit

[Verse]
I'm a comedian!
A really, real bad one
My jokes are median
But they're appealing to someone

[Hook]
I don't have...
Talent or skills but I pay the bills
Man my jokes do not kill

[Middle Rant]
Yeah, and to prove that I'm a real comedian, my numbers back it up
And all these laughing emoji's, they back it up too
So that means, I'm a real comedian
Fuck you

[Hook]
Thank you Instagram
For allowin' my nose job
I've been shit for a livin', I need to be stopped

[Verse]
I'm a comedian!
A really, real bad one
My jokes are median
But they're appealing to someone

[Hook]
I don't have...
Talent or skills but I pay the bills
Let me take all these pills

[Verse]
I'm a comedian!
A really, real bad one
My jokes are median
But they're appealing to someone
I'm a comedian!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...

[Outro Rant]
I'm an Instagram Comedian by the way
I'm so shit at this
I'm not funny at all
Why do I call myself a comedian
I shouldn't be one
I, Actually I'm not one
But I, But I think I am
Beca-, fuck it I'm done