The Ice Age

Verse 1
Let’s talk about our differences; I am your antithesis
You want that royal treatment, but you edit all your images
Let me get your Christmas list, just so I can shit on it
Y’all actin’ like some little bitches with and without clitorises
Gettin’ really sick of this snowflakey group that just goes crazy -
Anytime your opinion is different these fuckin’ “woke babies” -
Act like it’s so shocking - don’t taze me!
Everything is “so racist,” “fat shaming,” “so scathing”
This fake outrage is - fucking outrageous
Y’all talk about blame and shout names just clout chasin’
Get on your high horse and make sure we all see it
‘Til you get fact-checked and suddenly it gets deleted
You’re so brave for sayin’ shit that they all say
You join groups and just bitch in the hallways
Put on ya shoes and run away from the truth
If you hate what I’m sayin’ it’s ‘cause I’m aimin’ at you, bitch

Hook
2018 and we all just argue
Get ya coat’s on, baby; welcome to the Ice Age
Look at this chaos it’s causin’
Summer’s long gone and now we got snowflakes -
Fallin’, fallin’, fallin’, fallin’
Fallin’, fallin’, fallin’, fallin’
Fallin’, fallin’, fallin’, fallin’
Fallin’, fallin’ - welcome to the Ice Age

Verse 2
You yellin’ at me bro? Don’t fuckin’ “@” me bro
I go outside and I’m surrounded by these mad people
If I disagree with you then I’m the devil, huh?
You’re the righteous one and you deserve a medal, huh?
Stephen Crowder put a sign up, asked to change his mind
The other side yelled and screamed like he’s the crazy guy
How dare he even have an opinion that ain’t in line
With the louder majority; baby’s cryin’; maybe I’m -

Part of the problem; oh, ‘cause every dude’s a rapist
No need for a trial and how dare I even say shit
Most of what they say is true, very little of it’s gossip
But not every girl is honest either so we need due process
Because sometimes the wrong dude gets accused and locked up
I know it’s a small percentage, that don’t mean it’s not a problem
That’s your brother, that’s your son, that’s your homie, that’s your father
Well I guess it’s just collateral damage and he’s a martyr, huh?

Hook
2019 and we all just argue
Get ya coat’s on, baby; welcome to the Ice Age
Look at this chaos it’s causin’
Summer’s long gone and now we got snowflakes -
Fallin’, fallin’, fallin’, fallin’
Fallin’, fallin’, fallin’, fallin’
Fallin’, fallin’, fallin’, fallin’
Fallin’, fallin’ - welcome to the Ice Age
Verse 3
Man, the world’s a fuckin’ circus; everyone has double standards
I’m a straight white man so God forbid I gave an answer -
Or opinion on a subject, ‘cause I sound so fuckin’ “privileged”
Everyone pointin’ fingers as if they are all so innocent
Let’s outlaw words, and live at peace because we’re forced to
Here’s a middle finger to everyone that ignored you
And “If they think different than us then we should fuckin’ burn ‘em!”
Sounds like a lesson in history that I’d learned once
The problem is we pick a side, like we need to join a tribe
‘Cause if we don’t have a team we can’t survive
We say shit like “us” and “them”; well I say it’s “me” and “I”
‘Cause I’m thinkin’ for myself with each problem that arises
So you’re s’posed to disagree just ‘cause your group says so?
I know this may sound crazy but why don’t you let go?
And start havin’ your own opinions as a fuckin’ individual
Learn to do the research, learn to think critical
Learn to have a conversation without all the yellin’
Learn to be open to bein’ wrong instead of always selfish
Learn to be accountable for the place that you’re at in life
And stop lookin’ for excuses because none of us are right

Hook
2020 and we all just argue
Get ya coat’s on, baby; welcome to the Ice Age
Look at this chaos it’s causin’
Summer’s long gone and now we got snowflakes -
Fallin’, fallin’, fallin’, fallin’
Fallin’, fallin’, fallin’, fallin’
Fallin’, fallin’, fallin’, fallin’
Fallin’, fallin’ - welcome to the Ice Age