The Human Hosepipe

We went to the
Coffee tea shop
On our first date
And it started off great

We made with the talking
And it was just fine
But it soon turned in
To that awkward silence
And I didn't know what to do next

So we sat there with all the couples kissing
And soon, things began deteriorating
And you began turning into
The human hosepipe

And then the next thing i knew
You were storming out
Just leaving me wondering

Cho Chang
What have I done?
I don't care
Where you and Cedric were snogging
Cho Chang
What have I done?
I just want to replay
This Valentines day

Well maybe I shouldn't
Have mentioned Hermione
And maybe you shouldn't
Have brought up Cedric Diggory

Because I'd rather not talk about
Your dead ex-boyfriend over coffee
And why'd you have to bring up
Roger Davies
When he's sitting right there with his tea
'Cause if you wanted to go out with Roger Davies
How come you're here with me

Cho Chang
What have I done?
I don't care
Where you and Cedric were snogging
Cho Chang
What have I done?
I just want to replay
This Valentines
Cho Chang
What have I done?
I don't wanna hear about
You know what I don't wanna hear about
You and Roger Davies
Cho Chang
Things have gotten bad between me and you
So, Cho Chang
I think we're through