The Homosexual by Momus
The Homosexual by Momus

The Homosexual

Momus * Track #4 On Tender Pervert

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The Homosexual by Momus

Release Date
Fri Jan 01 1988
Performed by
Momus
Produced by
Momus
Writed by
Momus
About

Momus describes the song on his former blog, Click Opera:

This is based on a true story; Mike Alway was negotiating with some major label, and some sneery A&R man was dicking him around, not only businesswise, but also teasing him for his effeminacy. Then suddenly this man’s wife left him… for...

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The Homosexual Lyrics

I love women but I'm thinking of giving in
I love women but what's the point of arguing
With the men from boarding schools and building sites
Who've told me I'm a homosexual all my life

One stop past Embankment and the coughs begin
Hell hath no fury like an insecure Englishman
You don't need psychoanalysts to translate this
'There is an open homosexual in our midst'

The homosexual they call me it's all the same to me
That spectre they projected I will now pretend to be
Since their neurosis is what passes for normality
It's okay with me if I'm queer
Since their tone-deafness is called the love of music
I won't disabuse them
I'll make love with their women
I'll make them sing notes of pleasure
Their husbands will never hear

I love women but I take them by surprise
Pretending absolute indifference to their breasts and thighs
Like their hairdressers and dressmakers I hear confessionals
Reserved for homosexual professionals

As I put their feet in stirrups with my limp wrist
(A trick I learned from a homosexual gynaecologist)
I recall the words my first girlfriend ended our first date with
'I feel privileged you chose me to go straight with'

'The Homosexual' they call me
It's all the same to me
That spectre they projected I will now pretend to be
Since their neurosis is what passes for normality
It's okay with me if I'm queer
Since their tone-deafness is called the love of music
I won't disabuse them
I'll make love with their women
I'll make them sing notes of pleasure
Their husbands will never hear

You who called me shirt-lifter in Chemistry class
You who sniggered 'Look out for your arse'
Now your women wash your shirts, now your kids are born, baby Look out for your horns

You who called me teapot, who plagued me with your bile
Guess who I've got coming to the boil
Why not grab the nettle I'll settle for being the kettle if you're the pot
I take my tea like my revenge: sweet and hot

'The Homosexual' they call me
It's all the same to me
That spectre you projected I will now pretend to be
Since your neurosis is what passes for normality
It's okay with me if I'm queer
Since your tone-deafness is called the love of music
I won't disabuse you
I'll make love with your woman
I'll make her sing notes of pleasure
That you will never hear
Never in a million years
No fucking fear

The Homosexual Q&A

Who wrote The Homosexual's ?

The Homosexual was written by Momus.

Who produced The Homosexual's ?

The Homosexual was produced by Momus.

When did Momus release The Homosexual?

Momus released The Homosexual on Fri Jan 01 1988.

What did Momus say about "The Homosexual"?

In the sleeve notes to his 2016 compilation album Pubic Intellectual, Momus mentioned his surprise that one of the subtexts of the song actually came to pass:

The scenario was one of subterfuge and revenge – the indie sector could triumph over its richer mainstream counterpart by nimbleness and sex...

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