The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Fallacy

[Verse 1]
Is hope included in this meal deal or...?
Nah, didn't think so
The good stuff never is
You know when you forget what you were trying to say?
Well, it's like that, but with everything, all the time
And at least sometimes there's dancing
Time's just a construct, but I think that we'd be pretty fucked without it
Could barely get out of bed as it is
"What's on your Christmas wish list?"
Oh mate, I don't really celebrate, if I'm honest
But mines a Guinness, and a big bag of crisps if you're offering
And if you can get me from point A to point C
I'll, well, I don't really know
But it's gotta be better than this
Head out the window in a solar eclipse
What's the longest you've ever held a biscuit in a tea without having to make a new one?
Oh man, look how big that moon's gotten
Mine's kebab, and a mango flavored Rubicon
Trailed off again haven't I

[Hook]
It's a fallacy, It's all a fallacy
I'm the hitchhiker, you're a galaxy
Take me away, take me away
I'm the hitchhiker, you're a galaxy

[Verse 2]
And yes, it is an unconventional way to travel
Do you even like this song?
No really, you can say if you don't
Everything's ironic now isn't it?
Post-post-punk
No nuance in the news
"Top 10 things you might have missed" 100,000 views
Easter eggs revealed in [?]
It's exhausting
What, you think this counts as one of my 5 a day?
How's that for a non-sequitur?
Yeah just here on the left mate that's okay
Didn't exactly think this through, I never have, but look
"How's everything with you?"
Yeah, fine I guess
Not reading as many books as I used to
My attention span kinda vanished after the second
Uhh, what do you call it?
Don't panic, it'll all be fine in the end
The stars just didn't align
That man holding the open the door that closed he's the same one who cut in front of you in the line

[Hook]
It's a fallacy, It's all a fallacy
I'm the hitchhiker, you're a galaxy
Take me away, take me away
I'm the hitchhiker, you're a galaxy