The Hat Store
Jank * Track #7 On Awkward Pop Songs
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The Hat Store by Jank
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“The Hat Store” is a skit featuring JANK’s vocalist/guitarist Matt Diamond (now known as Lou Diamond) and his friend Alex Melendez.
The track may’ve been inspired by a bit from Donald Glover’s stand-up show, although that hasn’t been confirmed.
The Hat Store Lyrics
[Intro: Matt Diamond & Alex Melendez]
Hey... hey Matt, where are you coming from?
Well Alex, I've come from this place called "The Hat Store"
Oh, well. Why don't you tell me all about it?
[Chorus: Matt Diamond & Alex Melendez]
Well i went to the hat store and got myself a hat
A what?
A hat
A what?
A hat
A motherfucking hat!
I went to the hat store and got myself a hat
A what?
A hat
A what?
A hat
A motherfucking hat!
Well i went to the hat store and got myself a hat
A what?
A hat
A what?
A hat
A motherfucking hat!
Oh shit!
[Refrain: Matt Diamond]
I went to the hat store
I went to the hat store
I went to the hat store
I went to the hat store
I went to the hat store
[Outro: Matt Diamond & Alex Melendez]
Man, Matt, that... that sure sounds like a rootins... rootin tootin time... yeah, there
Oh shit
The Hat Store Q&A
When did Jank release The Hat Store?
Jank released The Hat Store on Tue Nov 10 2015.