A song produced by the YouTube Artist Badministrator, well known for writing songs about the game League of Legends.
This particular song is in reference to the Character Zyra, Rise of the Thorns, a plant-based champion well-known for her ability to control an area.
It's the garden of thorns
Not the Garden of Eden
It's eat or be eaten
I'll crush your enterprise like I'm Wil Wheaton
A brush with death in the brush when I hex your squad
Rush in cause surrender votes like election fraud
I never lose if you heard I do that was fake news
(Death is in bloom) for those in horse shoes or full of booze
I choose a loser the wildfire leave'm struck charred
And my trump card when you clump hard is a clutch R
'Cause every session's a painful lesson
You can't shoot when your Smith and Wesson is less effective than plant roots
Shoulda took a stand and put a ban on this enchantress
But you've left the (beaten path) now you'll feel the wrath that the land produce
You try to walk in your pair of boots but the horror's still
(what lurks beneath the soil) is sun powered via chlorophyll
Ready or not here I come like I'm Lauryn Hill
Killing you softly with some godly timed forest skills
Seeds got your whole team screaming why me
The plants sprout and rip thorns through your torso
Poison Ivy put Jarvan IV on an I.V
While the EKG beeps spell defeat out in morse code
'Cause these are the (surprises the forest holds)
I'm leaving you short on gold
You hit the shop but nothing is affordable
Let's vote on if you'd rather die than chase a white rabbit
I push vines through your orbitals the aye's have it
(A harmless flower) I'm high powered and spiteful friend
I'll push your tower, snare a coward, (choke the life from them)
I'm causing strife again, serpent stuck in recovery
Who'da thunk your python'd have tough luck with a shrubbery
I got you on the tower tilting like you flew to pisa
My plants nuclear powered melt you down like fukushima
I thought your TF had a master card it's just a visa
Went from gold and white to black and blue
Address me as your leader
Drop a pink, take a breath, wait till I get one
Your bird flew to it's death like H1N1
Full combo all of my powers and watch the men run
You're trying to hold all your towers maybe defend one
(None will escape my grasp) when I take the fastest route
Cast flash, drop the vine lashers and smash a mute
(Venture off the beaten path)
Movements are grassroots
Attributes to support a carry
Take out the trash too
The Harvest was written by Badministrator.
The Harvest was produced by Badministrator.
Badministrator released The Harvest on Tue Sep 04 2018.