[Intro]
This is a true story!
[Verse 1]
I just woke up
Everything was fucked
From the night before
I was beyond repair
I had just woke up
Everything was wrong
All the cats were dead
And the phones were gone
I had just woke up
Like a heart attack
I weren't coming back
And Mum was dressed in black
[Pre-Chorus]
I had just woke up
I had just woke up
Everything was fucked
Everything was fucked
[Chorus]
The guilt won't leave my circulation
The guilt won't leave my circulation
The guilt won't leave my circulation
The guilt won't leave my circulation
[Verse 2]
I had just woke up
In someone else's bed
She was overweight
Who did I do last night?
I found paradise
In between girl's thighs
It was quick and nice
The feelings cold as ice
I could hardly walk
And I had the shakes
Had to eat some food
Or I was gonna faint
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[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
One day a week
For my cuts to heal
Take every Monday off
With my bloodshot eyes
If work only knew
What I got up to
At the weekend
They wouldn't speak to me
Or pretend to be my friends
Take every Monday off
With my bloodshot eyes
With my bloodshot eyes
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