Shizzy strings together video games titles and references to notable video game characters. He raps for 9 “levels” (9 verses), similar to how traditional platforming games progress–from start to finish. The beat changes for each level, which many video games have done for certain scenarios.
[Intro]
Suicide VI I'm the man though you knew it
Fly girls in my bag like Banjo-Kazooie
The coolest creature that the world wants to fly with
Doubt it, catch an arrow to the knee, Skyrim
[Verse 1]
An anomoly with rappin', bodyin' your masters
Claim your kick's quick, but mine's are way faster
Act up chime and you won't be forgot
'Cause I'll leave you with a big ass scar like Sagat, nigga
Dead or Alive I'm far from an average Joe
I got Killer Instinct just to let you know
The Yoga Flame, just bein' honest, fool
I box with who I swing, Sonic Boom
Sippin' Jin as a King, that's my Law in this ring
A Nightmare with a Fatal Fury once I dawn in this thing
Off the wall, but still a boss like Bison
A raging demon with a dragon's uppercut that I strike with
Rulin' this Castlevania, Just watch and let the savage go Ape shit on everyone worthy 'cause I don't Battletoads
And pretty boy rappers that be playing like yo Vega
I'll knock your claws and mask off, you old news like Sega
[Verse 2]
Genesis me, I'm a new school bad guy
And my past time is giving niggas black eyes
Making sure everybody I'm dropping a tear
'Cause all of em are guilty of grinding my gears
I'm hotter than the bluest blaze of jockmeat
'Cause your girl on my balls like Katamari Damacy
You not me, I'm feared like the Nazi Zombies
Run at the hegdehog's top speed
I.E; with flames, I double up dragons
Your bitch just gives me weapons, but she cares for my package
Bastard, is an app that will master what you're lackin'
Playing my cards right like Gambit
That's it, one hit, your man's gone, I belong on Marvel vs Capcom
I'm on some shit when I dispatch words
Is to make a bitch nigga spin dash
[Verse 3]
I run shit like Shadow, leave you niggas in my shadow
Puttin' my Knuckles on your Tails but I run like Sonic from this battle
See, this shit here ain't no Rouge, nigga, stop watching all my moves
'Cause I will crack your egg, man, don't get it confused
I bring chaos when I'm on 'cause I'm bout gettin my 'fetty
A verbal diamond heist, keep your emeralds at the ready
Through words, I dominate and I'll never be missing ink
And as for this rap game, niggas know I'm the missing link
[Verse 4]
Far from a pacifist that's why I always try force Constantly growing but never exposing what's my source
Ganon, I'm the one you're known to speak of
Making niggas' hardest verses sound like an Ocarina
A dealer of dope shit, no crack bar can stop me
You fucking fairy, I'll be more threatened by Navi
Snatching your princesses I'll silence you when you speak
A violent nigga leading ,refer to me as your Sheik
[Verse 5]
Filled with the Gears of War, the Master Chief say no
Rap game's Kratos, passing out Halos
Swinging Heavenly Swords and I'm known for getting lots of hate
Which is why I'm quick to make boots from these Solid Snakes
Riot Gang, all the Residents of Evil
Once they get that Call of Duty, all survival tracks are feeble
An Assassin is far from being passive
Once somebody slips into my Battlefield, I'm about action
First I burn out, taking off like NASCAR
Running over niggas that be claiming that they mad hard
Getting touched like DS 3D play
Oh, you got drive? Guess who's 'bout to GTA?
Me mate, I ain't even gotta blow heat
Holap, bitch, you can catch me on Grove Street
Homie, Contra weapons so I been hard
Soon as I leave the crib, I get six stars
Crash when I dispatch my flow
Fully grown, spittin' fire like an aged Spyro
I go too hard, that's why my style gets Jak'd
'Cause I bang like a Ratchet, niggas don't come back
They just get their tombs raided and I walk off their riches
Then I get on The Sims and my Sim walks off with the bitches, you dig it?
I'm slick, Sly, InFAMOUS and savage
An unstable Prototype, resist the damage
[Verse 6]
You on shrooms like a Mario Brother, number one
You stuck on number two like Mario's brother
The biggest of the Kongs, the king of the Koopas
Samus in her prime and I'm ready to shoot ya
Touch my bread, bet you leave here with severed hands
Or get X'ed like a whole different Mega Man
Get it fam? That's a no-no, nigga
'Cause I'll get Metal Slugs and pull Chrono Triggers, nigga
Here's a Breath of Fire, turn to ashes
Vectorman, a machine of multiple classes
I step in your space with the illest of fashions
Facing off with monsters and suffering no damage
From my 3rd Birthday, I've been bringing forth the worst days
One you can't Conker, welcome to your Bad Fur Day
Squads on Madden can't stop my flow hot
And you sayin' you ill, you a psycho, not
I'm so hot, I scorch from the back, man
When your broad gobbles up my balls, Ms. Pac-Man
Grippin' the bat, man, going all out
A 2k ballout, the last you thing you want's to Fallout
I crawled out my crib, more than ready
To take the city over like Tommy Vercetti
Get me? No, I'm not one to spar with
The location of your body will be Uncharted
You murderous well check my bio, ock
I guarantee my bio leaves you BioShocked
Still having doubts, try your luck, I reckon
You'll catch more kicks than a rasta on Tekken
Take heat and learn that I'm DMC
With more arms than Dante off DMC
Or Asura when he's pissed, here's a tip: don't play with him
I'll wipe out every Pokemon out in your stadium
Fileting 'em, layin' 'em out I ain't an actor
A dog on the mic, Parappa the Rapper
Don't get smacked up and Left 4 Dead
The last bitch that wanted to battle, I left her head
[Verse 7]
Glowin' with a goldeneye, 14k vision
Just a nigga with no chain having 14k visions
Double 06, once I show, you're done
'Cause I'm way more lethal than the golden gun
Hold it son, a beast eating y'all for supper
Before I pipe your broad I have to Glubber
She sucks like Kirby, tongue's like Yoshi, hard as shit
I'm getting blown like 64 cartridges
[Verse 8]
Yeah, yeah
Grove Street, Grove Street my word
Jetpack cheat, there's no one flyer, a Ryder
Down for the drama, fam
Mental terrorist and physically a Bomberman
You'll get smashed, bro if you testin' I
You and every member of your Jet Force Gemini
I'll get your every metal twisted if you thought of duking
You got me fucked up, I straight duke nuke it
Bitch, I'm far from a hero
A final form Fable raising round screaming F-Zero
Busy getting known, no time to party
Though I'm five times flier than Falco Lombardi
You can show me your moves but I got this on lock 'Cause I'm leading my fleet to the sky like Fox, osk
A legend, I be's with the best
'Cause I move with the strength of what beats in my chest
[Verse 9]
The heart that I'm living with, surviving what I'm living in
With the key to it all, sending y'all to Oblivion
You Nobodies with no bodies, so stop it
Without me, you won't exist, I'm Sora, you're Roxas
Heartless? Nah, just aware I'm a masterpiece
Your head is in the clouds? Well, that's your Final Fantasy
No matter what number you're on I slay all and blow all away 'cause I show up as a Squall
Y'all know what I be, dude, farthest from see through
A person who tamed this darkness like Riku
Young Xehanort, high knees if you try me
Fuck love, I ain't chasing Kairi on this LittleBigPlanet
Hunting monsters, taking punks out
Gloves always on for someone waiting, they get punched out
Leaving Dead Space, turning everyone red
Causing Max Payne to all in this House of the Dead
Forcing my wood in this game, giving Splinters to Cells
Once I choose to flip my switch, F.E.A.R. I'm bringing 'em hell
Swinging a Soul Calibur, you're food for the vultures
Wanna play me? Feel free, you will break your controller
The final boss, the cause of everything you've been through
Face me, I'll make sure The World Ends With You
The cause of what you've been through
Face me, I'll make sure The World Ends With You
The Greatest Video Game Rap Ever!! was written by VI Seconds.
VI Seconds released The Greatest Video Game Rap Ever!! on Sat Jun 29 2013.