I'm Indiana Jones, you're that big polystyrene boulder
Is this what you said you'd be when you fantasised about getting older?
Left lane's slow, the right's for taking over
Your ghost hogs the middle lane
I said I'd call on Thursday, but I never
Too much grind, not enough rise
I swear I almost broke through last night
There's only so many times I can simulation theory myself out of lunch
Pub quiz, question seven just a hunch
Cleopatra lived closer to the France '98 World Cup than the construction of the pyramids
You gotta wake up
You get one life, live it
In the valley of the kings
Motivationally speaking
You got everything you need
You get one life, live it
In the valley of the kings
Motivationally speaking
You got everything you need
And I've seen a pyramid
They built one in Stockport
A reincarnated insurance headquarters, now an Indian restaurant
And the possibilities are endless
If you can imagine it, it can exist
Imagine what the Pharaohs could have done with a four day working week
And a three-fingered Twix
Stockport council abandoned their valley of the kings, but I'll never abandon you
God bless those big black squares we keep in the corner of the room
And remember, you can do anything
And if they can then you can too
You get one life, live it
In the valley of the kings
Motivationally speaking
You got everything you need
You get one life, live it
In the valley of the kings
Motivationally speaking
You got everything you need
The Great Pyramid of Stockport was written by Antony Szmierek & MAX RAD & Robin Parker.
The Great Pyramid of Stockport was produced by MAX RAD & Robin Parker.
Antony Szmierek released The Great Pyramid of Stockport on Fri Feb 28 2025.
Stockport Council abandoned plans for a Valley of the Kings themed shopping plaza, leaving only an empty pyramid behind. Nobody really knows what the pyramids in Giza are for. What we do know is that we’re not here long, and that the impossible is more possible than we think it is, motivationally sp...