The Great Pyramid of Stockport

I'm Indiana Jones, you're that big polystyrene boulder
Is this what you said you'd be when you fantasised about getting older?
Left lane's slow, the right's for taking over
Your ghost hogs the middle lane
I said I'd call on Thursday, but I never
Too much grind, not enough rise
I swear I almost broke through last night

There's only so many times I can simulation theory myself out of lunch
Pub quiz, question seven just a hunch
Cleopatra lived closer to the France '98 World Cup than the construction of the pyramids
You gotta wake up

You get one life, live it
In the valley of the kings
Motivationally speaking
You got everything you need
You get one life, live it
In the valley of the kings
Motivationally speaking
You got everything you need

And I've seen a pyramid
They built one in Stockport
A reincarnated insurance headquarters, now an Indian restaurant
And the possibilities are endless
If you can imagine it, it can exist
Imagine what the Pharaohs could have done with a four day working week
And a three-fingered Twix

Stockport council abandoned their valley of the kings, but I'll never abandon you
God bless those big black squares we keep in the corner of the room
And remember, you can do anything
And if they can then you can too

You get one life, live it
In the valley of the kings
Motivationally speaking
You got everything you need
You get one life, live it
In the valley of the kings
Motivationally speaking
You got everything you need