The Grass Is Greenier

Tigger:
Our grass is greenier
Our scenery's scenier

Rabbit:
The beans in my garden are far more beanier

Tigger:
Bouncin' all day and the day never ends
Over here

Rabbit:
Over here

Tigger and Rabbit:
With me and my friends

Rabbit:
Our days are sunnier

Tigger:
Our jokes are funnier
All of the bees in our trees are honier

Rabbit:
Organized fun makes a day worry-free

Tigger and Rabbit:
Here with my buddies and me

Tigger:
We got no rules against flouncin' or fun
Bein' late's not the greatest of crimes
No

Tigger: (as Rabbit)
"Time to stop bouncin' now, Tigger, I mean it!"

Rabbit:
Is that how I sound?

Piglet:
Well, sometimes

Rabbit:
Over here veggies grow in neatly spaced rows
And our weather is sublime
And you can be certain
That if we had trains
They would surely run on time

Tigger:
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Our skies are blueier

Rabbit:
Our carrots chewier

Tigger:
Da bears dat reside on our side are Poohier
No rules to break, only ones you can bend

Tigger and Rabbit:
Over here with me and my friends

Tigger:
A mayor with stripes is chic, don't ya' know
Stripes give one dat certain zazing

Rabbit:
A mayor who might suddenly bounce on your head

Tigger:
You say that like it's a bad thing

Rabbit:
Jagulars, woozles, grints and gobloons
So much and so many to fear

Piglet:
Ahhhh!

Rabbit:
Here's a list of reasons you should be afraid
Thank goodness it's safe over here, heh
Our birds sing prettier

Tigger:
Our cats are kittier

Rabbit:
You'll find at most times
That our rhymes are wittier

Tigger:
"No" is a message that nobody sends
Over here

Rabbit:
Over here

Tigger and Rabbit:

With me and my friends

Tigger:
Your bugs are bitier

Rabbit:
Your side's untidier

Tigger:
It's very well-known our side's bona-fidier

Rabbit:
One out of two happy squirrels agree
Ours is the side that you simply must see

Tigger:
The sun never sets and the fun never sleeps
A tigger in time, you and me and my peeps

Rabbit:
Over here

Tigger:
Over here

Rabbit:
Over here

Tigger:
Over here

Rabbit:
Over here

Tigger:
Over here

Tigger and Rabbit:
Over here with me and my friends!

Rabbit:
My friends

Tigger:
No, my friends

Rabbit:
Over here