The Grandpa Rap

We poppin' bottles
We drink it all
We ridin' dirty
With yo grandpa

He gettin' freaky
On the pole
Don't tell yo grandma
God rest her soul

It's about time for him to take a nap
So lets get into the grandpa rap

I only text bitches when I'm shittin'
I only stick the tip in when I'm hittin'
Oh look she like "oh no he didn't!" (Grandpa got a big dick!)
Fuck a bitch in the Town & Country
Talk shit like brown & crunchy
Slide your hand around the front seat
Grandpa got a pound of lunch meat

Yeah, this is for everyone who's got some grandparents back home
If you haven't talked to 'em in a while, right now would be a pretty good time to pick up the phone

Don't wait, don't wait, don't wait
Don't wait, don't wait

What are you waiting for?
Pick up the phone and call