The Graduate Medley

[Part I: Scarborough Fair]

[Verse 1]
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme
Remember me to one who lives there
She once was a true love of mine

[Verse 2]
La la la la, la la la la la
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme
Gather it all in a bunch of heather
Then she'll be a true love of mine

[Part II: Mrs. Robinson]

[Chorus]
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Woah, woah, woah
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey

[Verse 1]
We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files
We'd like to help you learn to help yourself
Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes
Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home

[Chorus]
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Woah, woah, woah
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey

[Verse 2]
Oh, hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
It's a little secret, just the Robinsons' affair
Most of all, you've got to hide it from the kids

[Chorus]
Coo, coo, ca-choo, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Woah, woah, woah
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey

[Verse 3]
Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
Going to the candidates debate
Laugh about it, shout about it
When you've got to choose
Every way you look at it, you lose

[Chorus]
Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you
Woo, woo, woo
What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson?
Joltin' Joe has left and gone away
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey